[Mr. Brightside]

I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right - three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.

The funniest line in the whole thing.

[MotleyGirl70]

There was this one woman who wrote, "You should have covered your tattoos. People will be able to recognize you, like on America’s Most Wanted." HELLO!!! I’m a guy selling a dress. I’m not wanted for war crimes.

Wealthy will be the person that opens a store for Lane Bryant-sized women but sews size 7 tags on all the clothes.

LOL!

This guy has one hellva sense of humor. I'd love to go to a Mariners game and drink a few beers with him.