Ping to number #6 for the laugh of the week :)
Marilyn may have been size 14, but few people looked like she did in that size.
#6 is great. When I worked narcotics and gangs, a young woman grew tired of her drug dealing husband's "dating" and elected to relocate his personal property from the inside of their home to the front lawn. In the process of the impromptu move, she located a box containing 4 ounces of uncut cocaine. She called me and I recovered the illegal substance from her.
I left my business card with a note written on the back indicating that her soon-to-be ex-husband could call me at his convenience to arrange the return of his cocaine.:)
EODGUY