And now for something completely different.
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1 posted on
06/08/2006 2:28:42 AM PDT by
Lurker
To: Lurker
I have it on good authority that plastic soda bottles work much better. :D
2 posted on
06/08/2006 2:30:30 AM PDT by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: Lurker
I propose a 7-day waiting period for all future potato purchases and an outright ban on deadly "Idaho Baker" assault spuds!
/sarc
To: Lurker
I am just overwhlemed with the spuditity of this! Uh Stupidity. Ag Assault, battery, and terminal dumbness. THe guy is too lame to surivie outside of prison.
And the financial advisor? Leaving the tell-tale spud at the scene of the crime? Evidence of premeditation AND of not being smart enough to go out by himself.... The humiliation. THe vitim's last words were, "You CAN't be serious" and last thoughts were,"How could I have hired somebody so STUPID?"
4 posted on
06/08/2006 2:43:06 AM PDT by
Mad Dawg
(If you find yourself in a fair fight, you did not prepare properly.)
To: Lurker
6 posted on
06/08/2006 2:45:29 AM PDT by
Hugin
To: Lurker
From My Cold Starchy Hands
12 posted on
06/08/2006 3:53:23 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Without a monkey, "You are nothing, absolutely zero. Absolutely nothing.")
To: Lurker
< Dirty Harry voice >
Well, punk.
Do you want fries with that?
< /< Dirty Harry voice >
13 posted on
06/08/2006 3:55:31 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: Lurker
Thompson has been charged with false imprisonment, aggravated assault and battery, and stupidity in the first degree.
To: Lurker
I think he's confused. He was trying to make a potato gun.
16 posted on
06/08/2006 3:59:45 AM PDT by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: Lurker
One day Bill Clinton and Al Gore were walking down the beach when suddenly a bunch of women ran up to Clinton and simply worshiped him. This happened several times the further they walked down the beach. When they had finished waking down the beach Al asked Clinton "why were those women falling at your feet like that?" Clinton said "it's my package. Look, see the big bulge? I put a large potato in my pants and it helps my package profile and it drives the women nuts."
The next day Al was walking down the beach by himself and the women were not coming after him, indeed, they seemed to be running for their lives. When Al finished his walk he met Clinton at the end of the beach and told him the "potato thing" didn't seem to work, as a matter of fact, it seemed to scare them off.
Clinton looked down at Al's pants and said "It ain't gonna work unless you put the potato in the FRONT of your pants...not the BACK!"
21 posted on
06/08/2006 5:25:08 AM PDT by
DH
(The government writes no bill that does not line the pockets of special interests.)
To: Lurker
do the Mashed Potato
do the Twist
if I shoot ya just once, will ya like it like this...
25 posted on
06/08/2006 10:12:58 AM PDT by
Rakkasan1
(Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!)
To: Lurker; mikrofon; martin_fierro
He thinks this way no one will know what's he doing. But . . .
THE POTATOES
HAVE EYES
To: Lurker; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
27 posted on
06/08/2006 10:22:20 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
(That IS a spud in my pocket, and I AM glad to see ya.)
To: Lurker
Sure thing... plug the barrel. This guy needs to be sent to a nice safe place with a .44 and a bag of potatos. Make sure everyone else is at a safe distance.
Hopefully, Darwin will take over from there...
29 posted on
06/08/2006 10:27:24 AM PDT by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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