[Mad Dawg]

I am just overwhlemed with the spuditity of this! Uh Stupidity. Ag Assault, battery, and terminal dumbness. THe guy is too lame to surivie outside of prison.

And the financial advisor? Leaving the tell-tale spud at the scene of the crime? Evidence of premeditation AND of not being smart enough to go out by himself.... The humiliation. THe vitim's last words were, "You CAN't be serious" and last thoughts were,"How could I have hired somebody so STUPID?"

[Lurker]

I get a really funny mental picture of this guy waving a pistol around with a potato on the end of it shouting at the top of his lungs.

I wonder if the ATF will go after him for attempting to manufacture a suppresor without the requisite licenses and tax stamps.

Can you imagine the jailhouse conversations?

"So, waddya in for?"

"Potato crime."

Do you think they'll assign him to the prison cafeteria as a cook?

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[Vigilanteman]

If he put the hollowed out potato on the end of his pecker, it'd be a dick-tater, a very fitting title considering his overbearing dominance.