One day Bill Clinton and Al Gore were walking down the beach when suddenly a bunch of women ran up to Clinton and simply worshiped him. This happened several times the further they walked down the beach. When they had finished waking down the beach Al asked Clinton "why were those women falling at your feet like that?" Clinton said "it's my package. Look, see the big bulge? I put a large potato in my pants and it helps my package profile and it drives the women nuts."
The next day Al was walking down the beach by himself and the women were not coming after him, indeed, they seemed to be running for their lives. When Al finished his walk he met Clinton at the end of the beach and told him the "potato thing" didn't seem to work, as a matter of fact, it seemed to scare them off.
Clinton looked down at Al's pants and said "It ain't gonna work unless you put the potato in the FRONT of your pants...not the BACK!"