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Let's Play: Who Is a Descendant of Jesus Christ? (in the DaVinci Code)
05/19/06 | Me

Posted on 05/18/2006 9:37:18 AM PDT by Reaganesque

News stories and early reviews have indicated that when "The DaVinci Code" was screened in Cannes recently, movie goers guffawed at the film's revelation of the identity of one of Jesus's modern day descendants. In that spirit and to "honor" the film's release tommorrow, let's speculate as to who the film reveals as Christ's modern day descendant!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chat; danbrown; davincicode; descendants; jesus; mary; vanity
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To: Petronski

BWAHAHAHAHA!


61 posted on 05/18/2006 10:03:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Knights of Columbus martyrs of Mexico, pray for us! Viva Cristo Rey!)
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To: Reaganesque

If you read the book, you already know the answer.


62 posted on 05/18/2006 10:04:08 AM PDT by bonfire
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To: Petronski
Ebert is a Scientologist....so it makes sense he would like the movie...LOL!

He also thought 'The Rapture' was a terrific movie (made by Scientologists) mainly because as he puts it in his review...."We live in a terrifying universe, and Christian theology, read literally, makes it more terrifying still..."

63 posted on 05/18/2006 10:05:45 AM PDT by BossLady
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
I stand by my choice.



64 posted on 05/18/2006 10:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
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To: Reaganesque

Jim Caviezel


65 posted on 05/18/2006 10:06:07 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: Reaganesque
Like Jesus, he likes to keep people guessing when he's coming back.


66 posted on 05/18/2006 10:06:15 AM PDT by Daus
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To: Reaganesque

Mel Gibson


67 posted on 05/18/2006 10:06:29 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: MHGinTN

It's not a strange thread at all - that's supposed to be the climax of the movie. It has to be somebody famous, because everyone in the audience knew who it was and laughed, but it has to be somebody that the screenwriters thought would be taken seriously as "the last living descendant of Christ". Which just goes to show how out-of-touch Hollyweird really is.


68 posted on 05/18/2006 10:06:42 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: bonfire

I did read the book, and I think the screenwriters must have changed it. Why would everyone laugh to find out it was Sophie?


69 posted on 05/18/2006 10:08:07 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: bonfire
If you read the book, you already know the answer.

I'm one of the three people who haven't read the book.

Another guess:


70 posted on 05/18/2006 10:08:23 AM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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To: bonfire

Dang, I thought we had reclaimed part of France (the cute part).


71 posted on 05/18/2006 10:09:14 AM PDT by Draco
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To: BossLady
Ebert is a Scientologist....

That's news to me. Born a Catholic, now he describes himself as "no longer religious."

72 posted on 05/18/2006 10:09:28 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: nina0113

Sophie being in the bloodline was the absolute WORST part of the book. I DID laugh! lol


73 posted on 05/18/2006 10:09:49 AM PDT by bonfire
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To: bonfire

Nope. Haven't read it, hence the speculation. Just having some fun at their expense since they seem to make a living having "fun" at our expense.


74 posted on 05/18/2006 10:11:12 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: Jaxter

L O L


75 posted on 05/18/2006 10:13:10 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Boy am I glad that a certain pic of me with long hair and sunglasses isn't out available..


76 posted on 05/18/2006 10:17:04 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Petronski

That is some awesomeness.


77 posted on 05/18/2006 10:20:34 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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To: Reaganesque
Who Is a Descendant of Jesus Christ?


78 posted on 05/18/2006 10:21:55 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Petronski
That must be why he is no longer religious...LOL!!!!!
79 posted on 05/18/2006 10:24:39 AM PDT by BossLady
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To: Petronski
Born a Catholic, now he describes himself as "no longer religious."

Chic-speak for "I'm no longer going to heaven."

80 posted on 05/18/2006 10:26:49 AM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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