Kitty Caption CXXXVII – MOMMA !! (Humor/Meow Alerts)

8 May 2006 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

Sunday is Mother’s Day. Nothing more needs be said; y’all know what to do. Picture time.

Momma Cat Hug

Kitty Has Momma’s Eyes; Literally.

Kitty Stole Dad’s Earplugs; Now He Has No Excuses.

Will use one puppy picture this week.

New H.A.T. FR Mascots (new arrivals).
Courtesy of Eaker

[PetroniDE]

Kitty Humor is a weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section.
Among all the serious news, a little humor, brought to us by our feline friends is a nice break.
Helps us get the week to a nice start.
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[PetroniDE]

Meow (and a little woof).

[MEG33]

Surrogate mom Silky grooming Sassy

[tob2]

They are all so sweet!

[HOTTIEBOY]

Among all the serious news, a little humor, brought to us by our feline friends


What about me?

[yankeedame]

Private Fluffy

[w_over_w]

[OB1kNOb]

"Why yes, I am Mike Tyson's kitty! Why do you ask?"

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

[Slings and Arrows]

Ping!

[Slings and Arrows]

"Are you my Mommy?"

[angcat]

Kitty lovers I have a question. Would you be upset if your neighbor was trapping cats and taking them away? I had some kittens that showed up on my deck last October so I set up my cathouse on the deck and I fed them all winter. They grew and around Easter Time my neighbor’s young son told my daughter that his father caught the RED cat with his trap and took him away. My kid was hysterical crying. The trap is in the back of his shed because the cats pee on his shed. What should I do?

[manwiththehands]

Not much you can do. Strays can be trapped and taken to the animal shelter. And if the cat belongs to someone then it's up to the owner to track down the cat at the shelter before it's euthanized. I love cats (have two myself) but I've also trapped cats on my property that were spraying and upsetting my (exclusively indoor) cats and taken them to the shelter. Nothing smells worse than male cat spray, and responsible cat owners get cats spayed/neutered.

[Lady Jag]

"Taking them away?" Where? To drown?

Is there a cat repellent you can spray the traps with? Maybe wolf pee (deer repellent) would work.

Personally, I'd smash the traps.

Do you have a friend in another town or can you write a newspaper anonomously to see what, if any punishment there might be for that in your area?

I wouldn't call the cops and identify myself until I had all the info, in case I had to resort to guerilla warfare.

Your neighbor is a schmuck and you should destroy his life.

Ooops! Please ignore that last sentence!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

From angcat:

Kitty lovers I have a question. Would you be upset if your neighbor was trapping cats and taking them away? I had some kittens that showed up on my deck last October so I set up my cathouse on the deck and I fed them all winter. They grew and around Easter Time my neighbor’s young son told my daughter that his father caught the RED cat with his trap and took him away. My kid was hysterical crying. The trap is in the back of his shed because the cats pee on his shed. What should I do?

[Jack Deth]

Kitten Haiku





Momma can find me
Anywhere. Whenever I'm
Having fun... She's there!

I feel her jaws tight
Above my shoulders. She lifts
Most embarrassing!

You can't argue with
Momma. I've tried and it just
Never seems to work!

Yes, I look silly!
Being carried by Momma
Some things just don't change!

I'm a curious
Little Kitten. Momma's here
To set Boundaries

Momma understands
About my roaming around
She just wants me safe!

You can put me down
Now, Momma! I'll try to stay
Where you can see me

What if I roam too
Too far one day? I sure hope
Momma will find me!


Jack Deth~ 05/08/06.

[Lucky9teen]

[EsmeraldaA]

Cute Jack, thanks!

[mewzilla]

Ask him to try this, maybe?