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Cruise Denies Adult Pacifier for Holmes
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Posted on 04/06/2006 4:46:25 AM PDT by YourAdHere

Tom Cruise has hit out at reports he has bought an adult pacifier to keep fiancee Katie Holmes quiet during childbirth. The heavily pregnant actress plans to adhere to strict Scientology rules and give birth without screaming, crying or making loud noises, and Star magazine insisted Cruise would help by providing a specially designed device to bite. A source tell the magazine, "He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams. In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery." Cruise's publicist Arnold Robinson has dismissed the reports as nonsense. On Tuesday fellow Scientologist John Travolta lent his support to the controversial birth plans.


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To: reagan_fanatic

Oddly enough, you've just affirmed Cruise's "religion" ;)


21 posted on 04/06/2006 5:06:08 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: Jalapeno

A future Lifetime Classic.


22 posted on 04/06/2006 5:08:10 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Bradypalooza. Available at Amazon.Com)
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To: Squantos

Do not do a Google Image Search for "Adult Pacifier" if there are children in the room! LOL!


23 posted on 04/06/2006 5:08:13 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: YourAdHere

Binky?

Cruise & Travolta should have their testicles squeezed with each contraction and see how quiet they can be.

That'd be some real acting.


24 posted on 04/06/2006 5:11:55 AM PDT by WestTexasWend
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To: pandoraou812

ROFLLLLLL!!!

I'm with ya... GREAT idea!


25 posted on 04/06/2006 5:11:58 AM PDT by eeevil conservative (I'm not racist- I'm an Equal Opportunity Enemy of ALL LAWBREAKING, TAX DODGING, FENCE CLIMBERS!)
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To: Nomorjer Kinov

You are sooooo sued.


26 posted on 04/06/2006 5:13:17 AM PDT by Malacoda (The Posting Police need an enema.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Well it's said that cruise hasn't the ability to pacify his trophy wives himself.....


27 posted on 04/06/2006 5:14:39 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: YourAdHere

I think it would be really cool if she gave birth to an alien.

28 posted on 04/06/2006 5:18:11 AM PDT by Fintan (Did you really think I could post such insightful replies if I actually read the article???)
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To: Fintan

Well, it WILL be Tom Cruise's kid, soooo......


29 posted on 04/06/2006 5:28:06 AM PDT by EricT. (CA conservatives only serve to inflate the number of electoral votes won by the Dems.)
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To: YourAdHere

As soon after the birth as she can possibly manage it, Katie needs to bundle the baby up, go for a walk and keep on walking. The quicker and further she can get herself and her child away from this nut case, the better. For her sake and that of her child, she should not even consider marrying him. He's got enough power over her already. If I were her mom I would be beside myself with worry.


30 posted on 04/06/2006 5:35:58 AM PDT by Mila
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To: EricT.

 

Yeah, but he/she/it will be a cute little bugger...

31 posted on 04/06/2006 5:39:16 AM PDT by Fintan (Did you really think I could post such insightful replies if I actually read the article???)
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To: EricT.

Tom Cruise is the nitwit that just maligned his long dead father? The poor guy died of cancer in his 40's and Cruise
slimes him after he is dead. Cruise is one cool guy.


32 posted on 04/06/2006 5:39:27 AM PDT by oldironsides
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To: Squantos

It's the work of the devil...literally.

how can anyone buy into a science fiction writer as religious prophet?


33 posted on 04/06/2006 5:41:59 AM PDT by wardaddy (Beautify America ....Deport a RINO today!....somewhere so bad they can't screw it up..Haiti?)
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To: Fintan

ROTFLMAO.


34 posted on 04/06/2006 5:43:55 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Bradypalooza. Available at Amazon.Com)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
ScienceFictionTologists

Well, yes and no.

Actually there is a group who hates 'Scientology' more than do either atheistic secularists or devout Christians: serious science fiction fans. Sci-fi fandom has enough oldsters who were actually present when L. Ron Hubbard gave a talk at come convention or other and said that sci-fi writers weren't taking full advantage of their skills, that sci-fi writers should be founding religions because that was where the real money is. The report of the event has been passed down, and no real science fiction fan will have anything to do with snake-oil cult Hubbard founded by taking his own advice.

35 posted on 04/06/2006 6:00:22 AM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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To: YourAdHere

I have no sympathy for this woman. She willingly got involved with this psycho freak.


36 posted on 04/06/2006 6:07:40 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: YourAdHere

I read in another article that Scientologists believe that crying and screaming during birth can hurt the baby psychologically. As if the baby will remember it's mother screaming in pain. Also, the parents are not to talk to the baby for seven days after it's birth. And this will not cause psychological issues in the future?


37 posted on 04/06/2006 6:10:18 AM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: Proud_USA_Republican

I'd like to see Closet Case pass a watermelon out his behind and not cry like a baby.


38 posted on 04/06/2006 6:11:04 AM PDT by massgopguy (massgopguy)
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To: wardaddy
how can anyone buy into a science fiction writer as religious prophet?

Because people are gullible. Hubbard was counting on that when he decided to make a religion because that's where the money is. I did NOT make that up. It's true. He mentioned the idea to other sci-fi writers of his time.

39 posted on 04/06/2006 6:12:37 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: massgopguy

I'm sure he's already tried.


40 posted on 04/06/2006 6:13:09 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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