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I think it would be really cool if she gave birth to an alien. |
Posted on 04/06/2006 4:46:25 AM PDT by YourAdHere
Tom Cruise has hit out at reports he has bought an adult pacifier to keep fiancee Katie Holmes quiet during childbirth. The heavily pregnant actress plans to adhere to strict Scientology rules and give birth without screaming, crying or making loud noises, and Star magazine insisted Cruise would help by providing a specially designed device to bite. A source tell the magazine, "He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams. In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery." Cruise's publicist Arnold Robinson has dismissed the reports as nonsense. On Tuesday fellow Scientologist John Travolta lent his support to the controversial birth plans.
Oddly enough, you've just affirmed Cruise's "religion" ;)
A future Lifetime Classic.
Do not do a Google Image Search for "Adult Pacifier" if there are children in the room! LOL!
Binky?
Cruise & Travolta should have their testicles squeezed with each contraction and see how quiet they can be.
That'd be some real acting.
ROFLLLLLL!!!
I'm with ya... GREAT idea!
You are sooooo sued.
Well it's said that cruise hasn't the ability to pacify his trophy wives himself.....
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I think it would be really cool if she gave birth to an alien. |
Well, it WILL be Tom Cruise's kid, soooo......
As soon after the birth as she can possibly manage it, Katie needs to bundle the baby up, go for a walk and keep on walking. The quicker and further she can get herself and her child away from this nut case, the better. For her sake and that of her child, she should not even consider marrying him. He's got enough power over her already. If I were her mom I would be beside myself with worry.
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Tom Cruise is the nitwit that just maligned his long dead father? The poor guy died of cancer in his 40's and Cruise
slimes him after he is dead. Cruise is one cool guy.
It's the work of the devil...literally.
how can anyone buy into a science fiction writer as religious prophet?
ROTFLMAO.
Well, yes and no.
Actually there is a group who hates 'Scientology' more than do either atheistic secularists or devout Christians: serious science fiction fans. Sci-fi fandom has enough oldsters who were actually present when L. Ron Hubbard gave a talk at come convention or other and said that sci-fi writers weren't taking full advantage of their skills, that sci-fi writers should be founding religions because that was where the real money is. The report of the event has been passed down, and no real science fiction fan will have anything to do with snake-oil cult Hubbard founded by taking his own advice.
I have no sympathy for this woman. She willingly got involved with this psycho freak.
I read in another article that Scientologists believe that crying and screaming during birth can hurt the baby psychologically. As if the baby will remember it's mother screaming in pain. Also, the parents are not to talk to the baby for seven days after it's birth. And this will not cause psychological issues in the future?
I'd like to see Closet Case pass a watermelon out his behind and not cry like a baby.
Because people are gullible. Hubbard was counting on that when he decided to make a religion because that's where the money is. I did NOT make that up. It's true. He mentioned the idea to other sci-fi writers of his time.
I'm sure he's already tried.
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