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Naked, Oily Man Attacks Police With Nunchucks
wusatv9 ^
| 3/22/2006 11:29:40 AM
| Jodi Mohrmann
Posted on 03/30/2006 7:18:59 AM PST by M203M4
Police in Charleston say a naked man exposed himself to his neighbor, then later attacked officers with nunchucks.
Police say 49-year-old Rudolph Claude Smith went next door to his neighbor's house to borrow some oil for a workout. While he was in the neighbor's home, police say Smith took off his clothes and asked the neighbor to "oil him up."
According to a police report, Smith attacked officers with nunchucks when they came to his home to make an arrest. They also say the oil made it hard for them to get a good grip on him.
He's now in jail awaiting a bond hearing.
TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: attacks; greaseball; man; morfordite; naked; nunchucks; odd; oiled; oily; police; scarynakedguy; slippery; with; wtf
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Just for the headline.
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:19:01 AM PST
by
M203M4
To: M203M4
Truth stranger than fiction bump
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:20:23 AM PST
by
Pyro7480
(Sancte Joseph, terror daemonum, ora pro nobis!)
To: M203M4
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:21:07 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Oily riser)
To: M203M4
We knew this was eventually going to happen: Mark Morford has gone TOTALLY insane!
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:22:29 AM PST
by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is to conservatism what Howard Dean is to liberalism)
To: M203M4
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:23:11 AM PST
by
Pyro7480
(Sancte Joseph, terror daemonum, ora pro nobis!)
To: M203M4
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:23:16 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
To: M203M4
Chicks want a guy with skills.
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:23:46 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: M203M4
I wonder if he'll ask his cellmate to 'OIL HIM UP'
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:24:50 AM PST
by
Samurai_Jack
(ride out and confront the evil!)
To: dead
Chicks want a guy with skills.
----
Do chickens have large talons?
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:25:20 AM PST
by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:25:59 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! ALL HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)
To: martin_fierro
you bothering the neighbors again????
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:26:41 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: M203M4
>Rudolph Claude Smith went next door to his neighbor's house to borrow some oil
 |
Yeah, you know, when I
want to put on the foil and
go to the neigbors
to get Reynolds Wrap,
the evening almost never
ends in an arrest . . .
|
To: M203M4
From Charleston, West Virginia.
Doesn't mention the neighbor's sex.
But he did manage to get enough oil on his body to become a slippery character.
Did the neighbor help until the clothes came off or until the guy asked for an "oilewinsky."
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:32:19 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: Fintan
To: M203M4
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:35:16 AM PST
by
csvset
To: 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; ...
To: M203M4
Nunchuck skills. Sweet.
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posted on
03/30/2006 7:53:06 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: martin_fierro; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
One wrong swing with those nunchucks and he is in a world of hurt.
LOL, PING!!!
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:08:08 AM PST
by
BraveMan
To: Xenalyte; pax_et_bonum
Naked, oily man with nunchucks ping.
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:08:34 AM PST
by
Allegra
(No mosques were entered or damaged during this post.)
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