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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06
Posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:52 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
H A P P YF R I D A Y !!!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif
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To: day10
Pushing us over the edge..... 401
To: r-q-tek86; Fierce Allegiance; JimWforBush
Look r-q-tek, I found FA's place of business.
See link in post # 330.
To: Tatze
I'll see your George and raise you a Frank
THAT'S PERVERSE!
403
posted on
03/24/2006 10:45:34 AM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Maximus of Texas
404
posted on
03/24/2006 10:47:52 AM PST
by
motormouth
(Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; r-q-tek86; Fierce Allegiance
Hey now, engineers aren't gay, architects are, lol.
405
posted on
03/24/2006 10:51:26 AM PST
by
JimWforBush
(Setec Astronomy)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Finally made it back. What did I miss?
New tagline.
406
posted on
03/24/2006 10:52:31 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish....and he'll fish for a lifetime)
To: fredhead
Slow day. I have had that tagline for a while.
To: JimWforBush
Look Faria, my sweet. I know you and I didn't say that you worked there!
To: The_Victor
Sorry! How about this one instead? :)
A man walked into the produce section of his local Coles supermarket and
asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole
heads of lettuce.
The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old
b****rd wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his
sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he
quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think
on their feet here. Where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and rugby players there."
"I see," replied the manager. "My wife is from New Zealand!"
"Really??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
To: fredhead
Its time to kick this thread up a notch!
410
posted on
03/24/2006 10:58:26 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
To: sully777
I will see your Frank
and raise you a Soup Nazi
411
posted on
03/24/2006 10:59:28 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: LongElegantLegs
Nawwww, I disagree with that.....Labradors are much more superior in intelligence than any other K9 breed, and soooooo much cutier when they are puppies.
412
posted on
03/24/2006 11:01:33 AM PST
by
amxfan2002
("Over, Macho Grande??....I'll never be over Macho Grande!!")
To: HOTTIEBOY
I'll counter with a mailman, Newman
413
posted on
03/24/2006 11:01:54 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish....and he'll fish for a lifetime)
To: motormouth
How has your day been so far?
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
To: amxfan2002
Labradors are much more superior in intelligence than any other K9 breed, and soooooo much cutier when they are puppies.
Now you went and done it!!!!
Say hello to my HotRod, aka HottieBoy..
416
posted on
03/24/2006 11:05:50 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: fredhead
Remember. When you contol the mail, you control...information.
417
posted on
03/24/2006 11:07:26 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Maximus of Texas
Just fine thank you! :o)
Seems a bit slow on the OFST today?
MM
418
posted on
03/24/2006 11:07:39 AM PST
by
motormouth
(Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
To: Maximus of Texas
To: Xenophobic Alien; All
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