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(Vanity) Political Limerick 2-15-2006
grey_whiskers ^ | 2-15-2006 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 02/15/2006 5:33:16 AM PST by grey_whiskers

See this thread and this thread first!

The pen is mightier than the sword
But it doesn't take the award
A pencil (of wood)
Placed in his manhood
"Pencil greater than the pen-is"--Oh, Good Lord!

A man who lay down with a sheep
Was sentenced, so now he doth weep
What makes this so Baaa - d
Is he could have had
his relations with Little Bo Peep!


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Cheers!
1 posted on 02/15/2006 5:33:19 AM PST by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers; phantomworker

The tragedy put into poetry.


2 posted on 02/15/2006 5:57:54 AM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Amazing! Who'd have thought you'd have such rich limerick material in the news, grey_whiskers?


3 posted on 02/15/2006 6:00:02 AM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: Chanticleer; grey_whiskers

"The tragedy put into poetry."

There's this big question mark hanging over my head???


4 posted on 02/15/2006 6:02:17 AM PST by phantomworker (Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.)
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To: Chanticleer; grey_whiskers

Hmmm... Does this urge to write poetry about kinky news occur often? ;)

LOL!

Hope you all have a good day!


5 posted on 02/15/2006 6:12:35 AM PST by phantomworker (Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.)
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