Ouch! what an idiot. I wonder if he sharpened it or filed the pencil smooth before inserting it.
1 posted on
02/14/2006 7:12:20 PM PST by
Coleus
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To: Coleus
Don't tell me the Serbs aren't tough.
2 posted on
02/14/2006 7:13:57 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Coleus
3 posted on
02/14/2006 7:14:36 PM PST by
leda
(Dream a better dream and work to make it reality!)
To: Coleus
A pencil in the wang? And I thought I was cool writing my name in the snow with yellow ink.......sheesh.
4 posted on
02/14/2006 7:14:49 PM PST by
Viking2002
(Allah FUBAR!)
To: Coleus; mhking
5 posted on
02/14/2006 7:15:02 PM PST by
jdm
(You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
To: Coleus
Thanks for the great laugh...
To: Coleus
No kidding. Two Popsicle sticks and a couple of rubber bands do the job. Not that I'd know. I've just heard that.
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Really.
To: Coleus; Conservative4Life
Reading the title made me think it shot out somehow :O
9 posted on
02/14/2006 7:18:21 PM PST by
Trillian
To: Coleus
"So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis."
By "new lover," do they mean his new, out of the box electric pencil sharpener? [ / cringe ]
I don't think any woman can realize just how painful it is to be a man and read something like this.
You just cringe, really. It's that wicked.
10 posted on
02/14/2006 7:18:39 PM PST by
jdm
(You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
To: Coleus
he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.And all along I was under the impression that intense,searing pain at that exact location would be a turn off not the other way around.
12 posted on
02/14/2006 7:20:58 PM PST by
carlr
To: Coleus
Was it a #2?
Was it a Dixon Ticonderoga or an Eberhard Faber?
13 posted on
02/14/2006 7:21:23 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Coleus
This hurts just to read about! How does someone actually go through with such a stupid plan?
14 posted on
02/14/2006 7:22:06 PM PST by
Duke Nukum
(To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
To: Coleus
"Sorry Doc, the pills don't work. I even tried packing 'em in two at a time, but it didn't help."
15 posted on
02/14/2006 7:22:46 PM PST by
kenth
To: Coleus
Good Grief more serbia erotica.
16 posted on
02/14/2006 7:22:52 PM PST by
usmcobra
(I'm a Marine on currently on inactive status awaiting an eternal change of duty station)
To: King Prout; Darksheare; arasina
17 posted on
02/14/2006 7:22:59 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: null and void; Darksheare
A ping to make you feel somewhat normal.
20 posted on
02/14/2006 7:25:22 PM PST by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Coleus
What a pencil-dic*ed mofo.
22 posted on
02/14/2006 7:25:47 PM PST by
garv
To: Coleus
damn...I thought that little wire inserted a quarter inch hurt once back after a visit to Subic City, PI... Can't imagine what a whole pencil would be like!!
25 posted on
02/14/2006 7:27:09 PM PST by
sit-rep
(If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
To: Coleus
"HA, HA!"
28 posted on
02/14/2006 7:28:27 PM PST by
MotleyGirl70
("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
To: Coleus
I'm just amazed at what men will do for sex. WOW!
31 posted on
02/14/2006 7:29:27 PM PST by
Vicki
(Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents or anyone just passing through)
To: Coleus
Maybe it was a golf pencil.
Or a mechanical pencil that grows when you press the eraser for more lead.
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