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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; belgrade; bladder; bravodelta; darwinaward; impotence; milosevic; ouch; pencil; penis; serb; serbia; viagra; zeljkotupic
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Ouch! what an idiot. I wonder if he sharpened it or filed the pencil smooth before inserting it.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:12:20 PM PST
by
Coleus
To: Coleus
Don't tell me the Serbs aren't tough.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:13:57 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Coleus
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:14:36 PM PST
by
leda
(Dream a better dream and work to make it reality!)
To: Coleus
A pencil in the wang? And I thought I was cool writing my name in the snow with yellow ink.......sheesh.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:14:49 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(Allah FUBAR!)
To: Coleus; mhking
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:15:02 PM PST
by
jdm
(You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
To: Coleus
Thanks for the great laugh...
To: Coleus
No kidding. Two Popsicle sticks and a couple of rubber bands do the job. Not that I'd know. I've just heard that.
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Really.
To: cripplecreek
I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:18:13 PM PST
by
Coleus
(IMHO, The IVF procedure is immoral & kills many embryos/children and should be outlawed)
To: Coleus; Conservative4Life
Reading the title made me think it shot out somehow :O
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:18:21 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: Coleus
"So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis."
By "new lover," do they mean his new, out of the box electric pencil sharpener? [ / cringe ]
I don't think any woman can realize just how painful it is to be a man and read something like this.
You just cringe, really. It's that wicked.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:18:39 PM PST
by
jdm
(You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
To: Coleus
"I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?"
Perhaps he didn't want his semen to be released.
This is a new form of contraception (#2 style).
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:20:37 PM PST
by
jdm
(You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
To: Coleus
he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.And all along I was under the impression that intense,searing pain at that exact location would be a turn off not the other way around.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:20:58 PM PST
by
carlr
To: Coleus
Was it a #2?
Was it a Dixon Ticonderoga or an Eberhard Faber?
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:21:23 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Coleus
This hurts just to read about! How does someone actually go through with such a stupid plan?
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:22:06 PM PST
by
Duke Nukum
(To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
To: Coleus
"Sorry Doc, the pills don't work. I even tried packing 'em in two at a time, but it didn't help."
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:22:46 PM PST
by
kenth
To: Coleus
Good Grief more serbia erotica.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:22:52 PM PST
by
usmcobra
(I'm a Marine on currently on inactive status awaiting an eternal change of duty station)
To: King Prout; Darksheare; arasina
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:22:59 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Army Air Corps
Maybe it was an Eberhard Faber, I heard they put a lot of lead in their pencils.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:23:08 PM PST
by
Coleus
(IMHO, The IVF procedure is immoral & kills many embryos/children and should be outlawed)
To: Coleus
Well, if someone asks this guy "Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?", he can reply, "Both".
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:24:47 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: null and void; Darksheare
A ping to make you feel somewhat normal.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:25:22 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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