Pencil in penis backfires

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[Coleus]

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

[Smokin' Joe]

You just cringe, really. It's that wicked.

Yeah, I'm no wuss by any standard, but that gets a reaction.

[Rakkasan1]

[Army Air Corps]

*Snort, chortle*

Man, I had heard of some stupid actions, but this is a trophy winner. Although, my parent knew an RN who told of some stories along this vein about people who came to the emergency room...

[RockinRight]

WHY???? WTF is wrong with this guy?

[martin_fierro]

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

He was just BEGGING to be written off.

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[Mr. Jeeves]

So as he prepared for a night with his new [B]lover[/B]...

Gender left ambiguous, of course. Gay men engage in these kinds of practices to enhance sexual response all the time, usually with glass thermometers (which occasionally break, requiring emergency surgery) rather than pencils (LOL!)

But I suppose, as the activists tell us, this is another way they are "just like heterosexuals." ;)

[Army Air Corps]

Either that or a "Get the lead out...PLEASE! Ping"

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . . . . . Serbian condom

[Delta 21]

[arasina]

"...along this vein..."

No comment. (LOL)

[MikefromOhio]

I think this one qualifies for a JUST DAMN ping....

[Troublemaker]

I'm surprised he didn't tell the doctor "I have no idea how that got there".

[Army Air Corps]

That's funny right there; I don't care who you are.

[Slings and Arrows]

Too-stunned-to-think-of-a-funny-line ping!

[MikefromOhio]

I don't know, the story is kinda ambiguous on that....

it says something to the effect of "he didn't tell us what really happened at first"....

LOL

[Vicki]

Man, I had heard of some stupid actions, but this is a trophy winner. Although, my parent knew an RN who told of some stories along this vein about people who came to the emergency room...

About 3 years ago the daughter injured her shoulder and we have to take her to the emergency room. We were in a rather large room and they had already administered treatment to the daughter and we were waiting for the anthesia to wear off.

We saw a man (a rather manly looking man I might add) being brought in. He was walking a little strangely. They drew the curtain to separate the patients. When our nurse came in she was giggling. We asked her what it was all about and she explained the man just brought in had a cucumber stuck in him.

We struggled to keep our laughter down and I thought of the embarassment of the man. Wonder how long he struggled before he finally decided to head to the hospital.

[mikrofon]

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past

a/k/a Zeljko Toothpick

[Charles Henrickson]

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

I didn't know doing that would keep a pencil stiff--or really, why you would even need a stiff pencil . . . unless for scorekeeping or something. . . .

[albee]

Are you sure he wasn't Polish?

[phantomworker]

OMG! Here is something outrageous!! ;) ;)