About 3 years ago the daughter injured her shoulder and we have to take her to the emergency room. We were in a rather large room and they had already administered treatment to the daughter and we were waiting for the anthesia to wear off.
We saw a man (a rather manly looking man I might add) being brought in. He was walking a little strangely. They drew the curtain to separate the patients. When our nurse came in she was giggling. We asked her what it was all about and she explained the man just brought in had a cucumber stuck in him.
We struggled to keep our laughter down and I thought of the embarassment of the man. Wonder how long he struggled before he finally decided to head to the hospital.
Holey Moley. Ok. Consider the place where the pencil was stuck. I'm reading your story thinking howdaheck did he get a freaking CUKE in there?!? LOL
My Aunt's ex was an anathesiologist. He has some doozies. Light bulbs, and yes gerbals. Some pretty disgusting stuff gets seen by the ER folks.