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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; belgrade; bladder; bravodelta; darwinaward; impotence; milosevic; ouch; pencil; penis; serb; serbia; viagra; zeljkotupic
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To: jdm; burnt bosom
Maybe most women can't realize just how painful it is, but I bet they are rolling on the floor, laughing.
I know I am!
To: Coleus
What a pencil-dic*ed mofo.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:25:47 PM PST
by
garv
To: Army Air Corps; mikrofon; martin_fierro
He wanted an Eberhard Saber.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:26:17 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
To: Coleus
"I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?" I'm wondering how he could focus on having sex instead of on how much pain he was in.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:27:01 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Coleus
damn...I thought that little wire inserted a quarter inch hurt once back after a visit to Subic City, PI... Can't imagine what a whole pencil would be like!!
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:27:09 PM PST
by
sit-rep
(If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
To: Army Air Corps
"Was it a..."
Carpenter's pencil.
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:28:02 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Coleus
"HA, HA!"
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:28:27 PM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
To: Deaf Smith
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:28:39 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: kenth
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:29:17 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
To: Coleus
I'm just amazed at what men will do for sex. WOW!
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:29:27 PM PST
by
Vicki
(Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents or anyone just passing through)
To: Richard Kimball
That's funny... To this day, when I go to friends 40th birthday party, I wrap a dozen Popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape as a gift for the males...it goes over quite well!!
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:29:32 PM PST
by
sit-rep
(If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
To: Duke Nukum
"How does someone actually go through with such a stupid plan?" A lot of really good drugs?
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:29:39 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: sweetliberty
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:30:08 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: Coleus
Maybe it was a golf pencil.
Or a mechanical pencil that grows when you press the eraser for more lead.
To: Army Air Corps
Your ping could've said "Get a lead of THIS!" :^)
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:30:46 PM PST
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: Vicki
Meatloaf's "I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that" has a whole new meaning...
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:30:56 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Richard Kimball
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:31:15 PM PST
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: where HE leads me
"I know I am!" Anybody that stupid deserves to be laughed at!
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:31:53 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Coleus; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; GreatOne; highimpact; JRios1968; Mr. Mojo; SevenofNine; ...
Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....
"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."
This gives new meaning to the phrase "Lead in the Pencil".....
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:32:30 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(Brokeback Mountain: The ONLY western where the Cowboys GET IT IN THE END!!!)
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