**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

701 posted on 01/20/2006 12:46:48 PM PST by CJ Wolf (19DB1A5B994B080000)

Where did you see him at?

702 posted on 01/20/2006 12:47:24 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)

To: conservativebabe

703 posted on 01/20/2006 12:47:50 PM PST by CJ Wolf

Hmmm - you will shortly have Freepmail.

704 posted on 01/20/2006 12:47:59 PM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)

To: Maximus of Texas

The last 3 hour movie I saw in a theater was the last Lord of The Rings and it was hard sitting through the entire thing because it dragged a lot.

705 posted on 01/20/2006 12:48:04 PM PST by MadCharity (If only the week could go by as fast as the hour of 24 does!!!)

To: Maximus of Texas

706 posted on 01/20/2006 12:48:26 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)

To: BJClinton; RadioAstronomer; Constitution Day; All

well, I can't read all the replies, BUT, I got this in an e-mail yesterday and LOVED IT. (my apologies if everyone on the planet has seen it already!)

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

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Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

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Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.

707 posted on 01/20/2006 12:49:34 PM PST by ZinGirl

To: conservativebabe

708 posted on 01/20/2006 12:51:24 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)

To: Maximus of Texas; MadCharity

"was it long"?

"3 hours but it goes by quickly. I highly recommend it."

Dang y'all! Why don't you move your conversation to the Smokey Backroom!

(Millee thinks to self) 3 hours, hmmmmm...maybe you should meet Max next time he's in town...

709 posted on 01/20/2006 12:51:28 PM PST by Millee (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)

That's a nice pair of 38's you got there ma'am.

710 posted on 01/20/2006 12:52:50 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)

Ok, I sent another email (responding to the one you sent last week?) I responded the other day but I guess it didn't go through.

711 posted on 01/20/2006 12:54:23 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash the V-8 Interceptor!)

Yes. Yes you should.

712 posted on 01/20/2006 12:54:52 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash the V-8 Interceptor!)

Have some beer on me...

713 posted on 01/20/2006 12:55:33 PM PST by MadCharity (If only the week could go by as fast as the hour of 24 does!!!)

Check out the jugs on this chick...

714 posted on 01/20/2006 12:57:51 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)

Are you where it's cold?

715 posted on 01/20/2006 12:58:02 PM PST by MadCharity (If only the week could go by as fast as the hour of 24 does!!!)

716 posted on 01/20/2006 12:59:34 PM PST by JJR RNCH (Its only funny until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious.)

LMAO... you gotta have priorities

717 posted on 01/20/2006 12:59:44 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)

To: Fierce Allegiance

Kick ass song - I love Pink Floyd.

718 posted on 01/20/2006 1:00:12 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)

To: Fierce Allegiance

Just realized that you were 696. What is that, a three-some with one left out?

719 posted on 01/20/2006 1:02:09 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)

That reminds me, I have to put my "jugs" out for the water man on Monday...thanks for the reminder!

720 posted on 01/20/2006 1:02:17 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)

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