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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton

It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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To: ToddBush

naw, even as a woman, i enjoy the sight of nice pair too.


641 posted on 01/20/2006 12:22:38 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Feb 8 thru 11


642 posted on 01/20/2006 12:23:05 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: conservativebabe

Maybe we need to talk more. ;-)


643 posted on 01/20/2006 12:24:07 PM PST by ToddBush ("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
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To: conservativebabe

Speaking of two boobs!

644 posted on 01/20/2006 12:24:12 PM PST by CJ Wolf (BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
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To: CJ Wolf
Ayyyyyyyyyy! I share a BDay with this guy:


645 posted on 01/20/2006 12:25:10 PM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: ToddBush
Did I ruin the thread again?

I'm glad you fessed up. I thought it might be me. After all, last week I was mostly MIA and the OFST topped 1,200.

646 posted on 01/20/2006 12:25:26 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: ToddBush
Did I ruin the thread again?

Hardly.

647 posted on 01/20/2006 12:25:50 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: conservativebabe; LongElegantLegs; PaulaB; Millee; Maximus of Texas; day10

A man and woman, who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow, that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.


648 posted on 01/20/2006 12:26:19 PM PST by ToddBush ("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
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To: ToddBush

Oooh baby!


649 posted on 01/20/2006 12:26:25 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: r-q-tek86

Going to CPAC?


650 posted on 01/20/2006 12:26:44 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Happy Friday!)
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To: CJ Wolf

LOL!


651 posted on 01/20/2006 12:26:49 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe

Remember, I'm a Scorpio, and you know what we are good at...


652 posted on 01/20/2006 12:27:11 PM PST by ToddBush ("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
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To: ToddBush
Did I ruin the thread again?

HELL NO!


653 posted on 01/20/2006 12:27:47 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Happy Friday!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Great!


654 posted on 01/20/2006 12:28:16 PM PST by ToddBush ("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
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To: ToddBush

No, do tell.


655 posted on 01/20/2006 12:28:29 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: ToddBush

Inquiring minds want to know...


656 posted on 01/20/2006 12:29:38 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: conservativebabe

Scorpios are the best lovers, didn't you know? We are also dynamite at making a good sammich.


657 posted on 01/20/2006 12:30:25 PM PST by ToddBush ("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
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To: conservativebabe

SillyNews today:

It takes 182 pre-1983 pennys to make a pound of copper. A pound goes for $2.16. A penny is actually worth more then a penny now.


658 posted on 01/20/2006 12:31:10 PM PST by CJ Wolf (BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
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To: day10

I'm finding an interesting group that I share a birthday with...

Pierre-Auguste Renoir
John Foster Dulles
Vyacheslav Molotov (cocktails anyone?)
Zeppo Marx
Larry Gelbart
Bob Schieffer


659 posted on 01/20/2006 12:31:40 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: martin_fierro

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660 posted on 01/20/2006 12:31:50 PM PST by HeadOn (Somebody needs to emphasize W's role to protect us from our "domestic" enemies...)
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