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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^
| 1/20/2006
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Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton
It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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To: ToddBush
naw, even as a woman, i enjoy the sight of nice pair too.
To: Fierce Allegiance
642
posted on
01/20/2006 12:23:05 PM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Mr. September)
To: conservativebabe
Maybe we need to talk more. ;-)
643
posted on
01/20/2006 12:24:07 PM PST
by
ToddBush
("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
To: conservativebabe
Speaking of two boobs!
644
posted on
01/20/2006 12:24:12 PM PST
by
CJ Wolf
(BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
To: CJ Wolf
Ayyyyyyyyyy! I share a BDay with this guy:
645
posted on
01/20/2006 12:25:10 PM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: ToddBush
Did I ruin the thread again? I'm glad you fessed up. I thought it might be me. After all, last week I was mostly MIA and the OFST topped 1,200.
646
posted on
01/20/2006 12:25:26 PM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Mr. September)
To: ToddBush
Did I ruin the thread again? Hardly.
647
posted on
01/20/2006 12:25:50 PM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: conservativebabe; LongElegantLegs; PaulaB; Millee; Maximus of Texas; day10
A man and woman, who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow, that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
648
posted on
01/20/2006 12:26:19 PM PST
by
ToddBush
("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
To: ToddBush
To: r-q-tek86
To: CJ Wolf
To: conservativebabe
Remember, I'm a Scorpio, and you know what we are good at...
652
posted on
01/20/2006 12:27:11 PM PST
by
ToddBush
("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
To: ToddBush
Did I ruin the thread again?
HELL NO!
To: Fierce Allegiance
654
posted on
01/20/2006 12:28:16 PM PST
by
ToddBush
("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
To: ToddBush
To: ToddBush
Inquiring minds want to know...
656
posted on
01/20/2006 12:29:38 PM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: conservativebabe
Scorpios are the best lovers, didn't you know? We are also dynamite at making a good sammich.
657
posted on
01/20/2006 12:30:25 PM PST
by
ToddBush
("The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer)
To: conservativebabe
SillyNews today:
It takes 182 pre-1983 pennys to make a pound of copper. A pound goes for $2.16. A penny is actually worth more then a penny now.
658
posted on
01/20/2006 12:31:10 PM PST
by
CJ Wolf
(BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
To: day10
I'm finding an interesting group that I share a birthday with...
Pierre-Auguste Renoir
John Foster Dulles
Vyacheslav Molotov (cocktails anyone?)
Zeppo Marx
Larry Gelbart
Bob Schieffer
659
posted on
01/20/2006 12:31:40 PM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Mr. September)
To: martin_fierro
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660
posted on
01/20/2006 12:31:50 PM PST
by
HeadOn
(Somebody needs to emphasize W's role to protect us from our "domestic" enemies...)
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