Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton
It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.
Gotta give us girls something to smile at :)
The Girlfriend and her mom LOVE Howie!
I'm smiling. And drooling.
Dysfunctional Section of Hallmark ( or... cards you wish you could send sometimes)
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time..
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
Red X???
Drew's a hottie.
Try doing the FreeRepublic site, using the "Elmer Fudd" dialect...
Posted by SJackson On 01/20/2006 6:55:37 AM PST
Jewusawem Post ^ | 1-20-06
"A smaww numbew of settwew youths huwt theiw cause immeasuwabwy this week by cwashing wif secuwity fowces ovew a wewativewy minow eviction notice in Hebwon, uh-hah-hah-hah. As much as they wish to pwotect futuwe of Jewish settwement thewe, theiw actions - mowe than two dozen wewe awwested fow vawious ugwy incidents - mowe than wikewy backfiwed. Wif the disengagement fwom the Gaza Stwip stiww fwesh in evewyone's minds, and wif specuwation wegawding anothew uniwatewaw withdwawaw fwom pawts of the West Bank awweady pawt of the pwe-ewection powiticaw wandscape, settwews can iww affowd to wose out in the battwe fow pubwic opinion, uh-hah-hah-hah...."
:)
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just
pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
There you go! She's a freak, but a gorgeous freak. ;-)
GRrrrr.
Howie is a HOTTIE!
Is the cigar thing a nod to Clinton and Monica?
Do you know what I love about KC weather? It always manages to snow/sleet right before rush hour. My husband isn't smart enough to leave early so I have to sit and worry about him for hours as he tries to get home. *sigh* Can't wait til this evening!
Angelina Jolie is beautiful. A woman's point of view.
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