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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton

It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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To: Pyro7480
I re-raise with Jennifer Garner.


121 posted on 01/20/2006 6:44:46 AM PST by ToddBush (Sho-Ya Wang)
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To: The_Victor

Now you've done it.


122 posted on 01/20/2006 6:44:49 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: BJClinton

123 posted on 01/20/2006 6:45:02 AM PST by demkicker
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yer my hero! ;o)


124 posted on 01/20/2006 6:45:09 AM PST by Millee (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Ewww!

Just EWWWWWW!


125 posted on 01/20/2006 6:46:46 AM PST by najida (OK, so we have this problem with the paint cans sticking to the floor.....)
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To: BJClinton; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...
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World's Longest Dingus?

It's ok. Safe for work.

126 posted on 01/20/2006 6:47:02 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash the V-8 Interceptor!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

crap! now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day.


127 posted on 01/20/2006 6:47:13 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: day10

Save all leftover parts from other projects.

Gradually, overtime, you'll have that .005 cent part somewhere in your collection of wooden dowels, bolt-screws, funky looking metal peggie thingies. :)


128 posted on 01/20/2006 6:48:35 AM PST by najida (OK, so we have this problem with the paint cans sticking to the floor.....)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Makes me giggle.


129 posted on 01/20/2006 6:48:48 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash the V-8 Interceptor!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Again,
Thank you for aiding in the "Keep American Women Beefcaked!" movement.


130 posted on 01/20/2006 6:49:49 AM PST by najida (OK, so we have this problem with the paint cans sticking to the floor.....)
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To: Maximus of Texas

>>
>>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>>
>>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


131 posted on 01/20/2006 6:49:56 AM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: najida

I am with you - my garage has a special box on the shelf for all those leftover parts.


132 posted on 01/20/2006 6:50:12 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: BJClinton
A moment for something serious:

Some of us at Free Republic are involved in a program at Stanford University that lets Stanford medical researchers use excess CPU time to perform massively complex calculations about "protein folding."

I'm no scientist, but I understand it might be a way to unlock diseases like Alzheimers. Our team is even a tribute to Ronald Reagan.

Anyway, it's easy, you don't notice it, but you're doing a lot of good.


You can read about it here. I hope you'll consider joining us as our team climbs the charts. If you have any questions, you can ask me, or anyone on the Folding threads.

133 posted on 01/20/2006 6:50:18 AM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: najida

I'll drink to that!!


134 posted on 01/20/2006 6:50:19 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: ToddBush

Eh, I don't think Garner is that attractive. Not like the previous two.


135 posted on 01/20/2006 6:50:19 AM PST by Pyro7480 (Sancte Joseph, terror daemonum, ora pro nobis!)
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To: The_Victor

136 posted on 01/20/2006 6:51:16 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Club level seats?


Ohhh. An Aristocrat.


137 posted on 01/20/2006 6:51:40 AM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: The_Victor; Dashing Dasher
weren't you the one posting pics of Helen Thomas all over the place yesterday?

Did I miss my chance to post "Flying Helen"?

138 posted on 01/20/2006 6:52:09 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: Pyro7480
Then I will re-raise with Angelina:


139 posted on 01/20/2006 6:52:22 AM PST by ToddBush (Sho-Ya Wang)
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To: ToddBush

140 posted on 01/20/2006 6:52:48 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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