Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to the Democrats
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist. You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands.
I'm not sure about immortality for whoppy. It was on a humor thread. Stune and beeber were late night, but serious, drunken rambling. Vey series was on a thread about a building fire. Then again, suck emergencies was on one of the earliest OFSTs. Hmmm...we need a meeting of the FR archivists on this one.
I may have a new favorite...
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"
Major scroll violation!!!
"Somebody dock that Ch!nk a day's pay for sleepin' on the job!"
It was for that district I was telling you about. I will invite you this year.
SOMEBODY CALL 911!
Only if you get a better looking MC.
A what.
That's quite a gift you have there!
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What's your favorite animal?
It's a liger.
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
Same here. First 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket. Although I can't do Friends, I can do Sienfeld.
There is no way in h3|| that that is Hillary's rear end.
Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands.
But if it was???
Most of the best of Full Metal Jacket isn't reprintable here.
However my favorite line is:
Joker: How can you shoot women... children?!
Door Gunner: Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much!
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I was likewise a 10 out of 10 on the Republican Loyalty Quiz. Although, I'd like to think of it more as a Conservative Loyalty Quiz, or maybe Republican Principles Quiz, because I would hardly consider myself loyal to half of the things that this current batch of Republicans are doing. And for any lurking libs or DUmmies, I don't like what they are doing because they are being TOO LIBERAL!!
Hey, I can barely add and subtract but by golly, I can remember useless trivia!
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
Oooh, that rawks. Here's another bloody one: http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/torpedojoe/
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Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands
I'd know it was a lie. I've seen the woman in a bathing suit, and I still have nightmares.
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