[tuffydoodle]

Hey, I can barely add and subtract but by golly, I can remember useless trivia!

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

[Dashing Dasher]

Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever...

We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate...

I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever.

Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever...

Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...

[Chanticleer]

I saw a great bumper sticker the other day. It read Looking for Lafawndah.

Here's one for you!

You are Deb and you could drink whole milk if you
wanted.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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