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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: Michael Goldsberry
Hehe

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to the Democrats

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist. You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands.

321 posted on 01/13/2006 8:05:40 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: ericthecurdog; StrangerInParadise

I'm not sure about immortality for whoppy. It was on a humor thread. Stune and beeber were late night, but serious, drunken rambling. Vey series was on a thread about a building fire. Then again, suck emergencies was on one of the earliest OFSTs. Hmmm...we need a meeting of the FR archivists on this one.


322 posted on 01/13/2006 8:06:39 AM PST by BJClinton (Mr. August)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I may have a new favorite...

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"


323 posted on 01/13/2006 8:06:46 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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To: MadCharity

Major scroll violation!!!


324 posted on 01/13/2006 8:06:49 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull Bosch's finger)
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To: r-q-tek86

"Somebody dock that Ch!nk a day's pay for sleepin' on the job!"


325 posted on 01/13/2006 8:07:15 AM PST by StrangerInParadise (The Boogey Man checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there before he goes to sleep!)
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To: Maximus of Texas
That must have been a sad tournament.

It was for that district I was telling you about. I will invite you this year.

326 posted on 01/13/2006 8:08:00 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Hillary, in those pics, looks very doable.

SOMEBODY CALL 911!

327 posted on 01/13/2006 8:08:13 AM PST by SquirrelKing
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To: r-q-tek86

Only if you get a better looking MC.


328 posted on 01/13/2006 8:09:02 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull Bosch's finger)
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To: tuffydoodle

A what.


329 posted on 01/13/2006 8:09:33 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull Bosch's finger)
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To: tuffydoodle
I can recite all of True Grit and nearly all of Napoleon Dynamite.

That's quite a gift you have there!

.

What's your favorite animal?

It's a liger.

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

330 posted on 01/13/2006 8:10:31 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
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To: ToddBush

Same here. First 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket. Although I can't do Friends, I can do Sienfeld.


331 posted on 01/13/2006 8:10:40 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (You must be Ringo......Look darlin, Johnny Ringo.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Hillary, in those pics, looks very doable.

There is no way in h3|| that that is Hillary's rear end.

332 posted on 01/13/2006 8:11:51 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: The_Victor
The Republican Loyalty Quiz

Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands.

333 posted on 01/13/2006 8:11:51 AM PST by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: The_Victor

But if it was???


334 posted on 01/13/2006 8:12:52 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull Bosch's finger)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Most of the best of Full Metal Jacket isn't reprintable here.

However my favorite line is:

Joker: How can you shoot women... children?!
Door Gunner: Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much!


335 posted on 01/13/2006 8:13:26 AM PST by ToddBush (My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
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To: MadCharity
The Democratic Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to the Democrats


Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist. You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands.

The Democratic Loyalty Quiz

I was likewise a 10 out of 10 on the Republican Loyalty Quiz. Although, I'd like to think of it more as a Conservative Loyalty Quiz, or maybe Republican Principles Quiz, because I would hardly consider myself loyal to half of the things that this current batch of Republicans are doing. And for any lurking libs or DUmmies, I don't like what they are doing because they are being TOO LIBERAL!!

336 posted on 01/13/2006 8:13:30 AM PST by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Hey, I can barely add and subtract but by golly, I can remember useless trivia!

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."


337 posted on 01/13/2006 8:14:44 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: Chasaway

Oooh, that rawks. Here's another bloody one: http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/torpedojoe/


338 posted on 01/13/2006 8:15:04 AM PST by BJClinton (Mr. August)
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To: Chanticleer

Search



Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands


339 posted on 01/13/2006 8:15:06 AM PST by MadCharity (When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
But if it was???

I'd know it was a lie. I've seen the woman in a bathing suit, and I still have nightmares.

340 posted on 01/13/2006 8:15:06 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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