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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: ToddBush

281 posted on 01/13/2006 7:52:52 AM PST by MadCharity (When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
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To: Auntbee

I love the line that goes something like, "Anything goes wrong, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!!." Duke at his best.


282 posted on 01/13/2006 7:53:31 AM PST by fredhead (The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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To: RockinRight

June 11th! :-)


283 posted on 01/13/2006 7:54:04 AM PST by cyborg (I just love that man.)
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To: MadCharity

I've always liked that one...


284 posted on 01/13/2006 7:54:10 AM PST by ToddBush (My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
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To: fredhead

I can almost recite the whole movie. Drives my kids and boyfriend nuts.


285 posted on 01/13/2006 7:54:19 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: tuffydoodle
I got to meet Burt Gilliam last year. He lives in one of the school districts where we work and was MC at their charity golf tournament


286 posted on 01/13/2006 7:54:29 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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To: tuffydoodle

Confuscious say, Boy who fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed.


287 posted on 01/13/2006 7:54:33 AM PST by MadCharity (When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
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To: Millee
28. Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.

I can attest to this. Mrs. BJC has no brothers and was utterly revolted by the way I kept my first apartment. Upside is her nesting instincts kicked in and she'd come over and clean.

30. A gentleman never considers sexual activity until the dog has been sent to another room.

This can be interpreted so many ways. Most of them are inappropriate to post.

32. No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you are looking at their breasts.

Well duh! We're always looking.
288 posted on 01/13/2006 7:54:39 AM PST by BJClinton (Mr. August)
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To: Millee
That's just silly (which makes is immensely appropriate to post here!).


I am also impressed with my place on the world rankings... I'm glad I didn't participate in the study as their statistics would have been significantly altered.
289 posted on 01/13/2006 7:55:24 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: ToddBush

I know, Chandler!


290 posted on 01/13/2006 7:55:46 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
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To: Petronski

"Confucious say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

LOL Never heard that one before.


291 posted on 01/13/2006 7:55:50 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I got a job in October but just got let go... oh excuse me! 'separated from the company' as they said. I'll find something else.


292 posted on 01/13/2006 7:55:53 AM PST by cyborg (I just love that man.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I got a job in October but just got let go... oh excuse me! 'separated from the company' as they said. I'll find something else.


293 posted on 01/13/2006 7:55:55 AM PST by cyborg (I just love that man.)
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To: cyborg

We ARE getting wedding pics, right??

Although I'd assume you two will be "occupied" with one another for some time after the reception...so we might have to wait a while to get them...

;-)

Where is your honeymoon gonna be?


294 posted on 01/13/2006 7:56:04 AM PST by RockinRight ("It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc" - Coulter)
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To: StrangerInParadise

You are welcome to it!


http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty


295 posted on 01/13/2006 7:56:46 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
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To: cyborg

That's too bad.

That's too bad.


296 posted on 01/13/2006 7:57:11 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (You must be Ringo......Look darlin, Johnny Ringo.)
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To: r-q-tek86

That must have been a sad tournament.


297 posted on 01/13/2006 7:57:15 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull Bosch's finger)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Yes, but his hair is perfect.

Silky Pony Ping!


298 posted on 01/13/2006 7:57:17 AM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: BJClinton

299 posted on 01/13/2006 7:57:49 AM PST by MadCharity (When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
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To: r-q-tek86

He's like Jonathon Winters, all you have to do is look at his face and it cracks people up.


300 posted on 01/13/2006 7:58:23 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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