Posted on 01/06/2006 8:44:47 AM PST by Digital Disaster
Janarury 1/ 2oo6
New yok city
Im in the "Big Appel'' to ring in the new year by protestign aganst the war and what beter place to doit than Times sqare! Myself and some fellow protsters arrived and set up our posters and stuff ouitside a bar that our frind Jim owns. Wow, Ive never seen so many peolpe and the response we got was awesome! Jim brought us some drin ks and even some sandwishs to snack on and we really enjoyd ourslves/,.
Asthe nite went on we met alot of rally nice peple who hate Bush as much as we do and at one point we had probaly over a hundred peple chanting anti Bush and anti war slogens - it was great!! Ive never felt so much love excetp when this police oficer came a round. He was all hihg and mighty, rideing on a horse which seemed crule to the poor aminal. One of my PETA frends decxided to liberate the horse and unfortanateluy got brutalized by the cop severly,then arrested. There wasnt anything the res of us could do so we jsut sang antipolice songs really loud.
Jim (whos really cute)broght us some mor tasty drinks and was really flrting with me. He said he knew the guy who was "dropping ball" and askd me if I wanted to participat myself and I said, sure, in fact I had already dropped some acid and was up fro somethng new! after some tequila shooters he tooke me to this buildng and we rdoe the elvater to the top floor, smooching all the way!.He said I was in for a surprise and told me to clos my eyes and he led me outside. This ball must be wonderfl stuff because I hear all these voices conting down like a rocket taking off so I did too and at Zero opened my mouth for the hit of ball, but from there everthing w ent completly wrong/
Even with my eyes closde I was almost blinded! I was envelloped in light and this trmendous sound that was deafening! I ripped the blindfold off only to see a giga ntic alien mothership landing RIGHT ON TOP Of ME!!!!! OH MY SWEET GOFD!!! I screamemed and screemed and scremed more as this yoog craft covered with pullsating lights came down to beam me up for hidious experments and god knows what!! I realized at this point that Jim must also be an alein and looking around could see that everbody had on spacsuits, or at least the pointed alien headgears! Also radioacteve fallout was flying all over the place and many aliens were now communicating with mouthhorns that pretty much scared the crap out of me. I ranfor the stairs as Jim tried to grab me and hold me for the spaceship but I gave hima knee to watever aliens have in place of testitcalse and ran like hell.
Its now 3 oclock and Im hiding in the basment of the building. Thankfully I found a shovl and have had to use it on sevral aleins who tryed to grab me. I don know how many people survived the attack but am sure thousadns were killed because of the sirens i hear. Im so scared.
Is this the end?
Love the spelling, grammar and use of punctuation. This could actually have been written by a peacenik, or some other form of liberal loone.
Eye cant beleeve tha weigh ewe right.
What the heck is this, other than illiterate??
ib4tz?
You've heard of fuzzy math - well, this is fuzzy english.
Coming soon to a school near you.
This is humor, people. Read the link and the poster history.
Clearly, their beebers were hugh and stuned...this could be series.
Load-of-crap-and-should-be-deleted-to-save-the-memory-and-bandwidth Bump.
WTF is this?
Geez, guys, the moonbeam chronicles are posted here all the time. It's a joke!
This is not a zot.
Google "The End of the World" and locate the flash video bearing that title. It almost as funny as this post!
Hah!
rich!
if it said 'Scrappleface' we would all be laughing...
....if its not a put on then its priceless for the stupidity.
You really cant touch this...its a pisser!
To trapped Earthling......Since you managed to get this posted, use that same means to contact the local PD. Just hope they can cipher your spelling.
This is one of "Moonbeams" funniest yet. Love the imitation of DUmmies! Thanks!
It's BUSH'S FAULT!
"Thankfully, with the exception of one drumstick lodged sideways in [Randy's] colon, they were able to remove most of the turkey. Surgery to retrieve the drumstick is scheduled for Monday and if it goes well, they say he should fully recover.
A weird side effect of this whole deal is that even two days later we still get the munchies every time he breaks wind.
How long will this administration be allowed to torture innocent civilians like Randy? How long?"
When these first started to show up on FR, it was thought that Moonbeam was actually a Freeper. No one has publicly admitted to it though. They are hilarious because with every posting, Freepers yell "Zot" and it's a "righty" pretending to be a moonbat. Good aren't they! LOL
"I was losing him and decided I wasn't going to sit around doing nothing while someone stole my life partner, I had to do something. As much as I hated to spy on him, I started going through his things.
Last night I went out and searched his car while he was showering and what I found under the passenger seat shattered my world to its very foundation! With tears in my eyes I angrily confronted him with the evidence of his unfaithfulness. At first he couldn't even speak, he just stared at the floor, not wanting to look at what I held out in my shaking hands. After what seemed like an eternity, he finally broke down, and sobbing uncontrollably, finally confessed the truth: Not only was the Ann Coulter book his, he had become a *choke* *gasp* REPUBLICAN! When he admitted he had voted for George Bush in the last election, I passed out and fell face-first into the catbox and nearly suffocated.
Do you know what it feels like to have your heart ripped from your chest? Do you know what it is like to cry until you have no more tears? Do you know what it's like to have thirty years of your life destroyed in a moment?
I do.
I go see the attorney tomorrow.
Okay, I'm getting edumacated! Now I see where the "cat stuff" is from!
Obviously. But WTH is "The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles"? It shows up a lot in his posts.
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