When these first started to show up on FR, it was thought that Moonbeam was actually a Freeper. No one has publicly admitted to it though. They are hilarious because with every posting, Freepers yell "Zot" and it's a "righty" pretending to be a moonbat. Good aren't they! LOL
"I was losing him and decided I wasn't going to sit around doing nothing while someone stole my life partner, I had to do something. As much as I hated to spy on him, I started going through his things.
Last night I went out and searched his car while he was showering and what I found under the passenger seat shattered my world to its very foundation! With tears in my eyes I angrily confronted him with the evidence of his unfaithfulness. At first he couldn't even speak, he just stared at the floor, not wanting to look at what I held out in my shaking hands. After what seemed like an eternity, he finally broke down, and sobbing uncontrollably, finally confessed the truth: Not only was the Ann Coulter book his, he had become a *choke* *gasp* REPUBLICAN! When he admitted he had voted for George Bush in the last election, I passed out and fell face-first into the catbox and nearly suffocated.
Do you know what it feels like to have your heart ripped from your chest? Do you know what it is like to cry until you have no more tears? Do you know what it's like to have thirty years of your life destroyed in a moment?
I do.
I go see the attorney tomorrow.
Okay, I'm getting edumacated! Now I see where the "cat stuff" is from!