Posted on 01/06/2006 5:49:22 AM PST by BJClinton
Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*
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You scored as D cup. Biatch
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Oops...forgot to ping you on this one!
Happy now? (I'm so embarrassed!)
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You scored as C cup. No problem there
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You scored as D cup. Biatch
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You scored as D cup. Biatch
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I knew I had to hit the stationary bike, now I have even more reason [sigh]
Um.... I'll say nothing.
BTW...That was one long lunch.
"Embarrassed" was the wrong word. Try "hot."
Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
Answer - A competent liberal President.
Question - Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?
Answer - Mace.
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.
Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.
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You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.
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You and I will get along great. ;-P
Yeah. I'm sex-ay...Or would be, if I was Laura Prepon. ;-P
Excuse me, do you have any Red Prepone?
Geez, I'm bored....LOL!
Only 2 1/2 hours to the weekend. WooHoo! And I have Capt and Coke in stock!
Nicknames for Breasts:
1) Chest Trays
2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)
3) Pastor Baiters
4) Mounds of Shame
5) Heavenly Canteens
6) Pearly Weights
7) Hooteronomies
8) Pizza Pizza
9) Sweater Undulations
10) The Daughters of Lactiticus
11) Racks of Lambs of God
12) Communion Woofers
13) First and Second Mammalonians
14) Pamela''s Burdens
15) Beelzeboobs
Nice!!!
Sweater Puppies
You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.
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You scored as Borderline Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have BPD! You know how to see things in black and white, desperately cling to unstable relationships and are a master of wrist-banging... rational emotions? Who needs 'em!
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hehehehe
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