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| 01/06/2006
| It's Arthur
Posted on 01/06/2006 5:49:22 AM PST by BJClinton
Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*
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To: hattend
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"Right, right, what do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool."
The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pyjamas, darling, and I'll show you."
801
posted on
01/06/2006 2:40:34 PM PST
by
MadCharity
(Better the occasional faults of a government with the spirit of charity than cold indifference.)
To: Chanticleer
Do you like to eat food?
As oppose to?
802
posted on
01/06/2006 2:42:51 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Happy People don't hurt others for entertainment. Sick people do.)
To: MadCharity
803
posted on
01/06/2006 2:43:39 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Happy People don't hurt others for entertainment. Sick people do.)
To: MadCharity
804
posted on
01/06/2006 2:43:57 PM PST
by
hattend
(I wanna go through the Stargate and kill aliens!)
To: LongElegantLegs
But why are Ecstacy, Cocaine and Inhalents there (which I wouldn't do), but alcohol isn't, and I do have an occasional drink?
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You scored as None!. You've either done a good job of avoiding drugs, aren't interested in trying them, or have had an experience that chased you away. Stay safe. :)
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None! |
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75% |
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Ecstacy |
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50% |
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Cocaine |
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38% |
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Inhalents |
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25% |
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Marijuana |
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0% |
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Mushrooms |
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0% |
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Alcohol |
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0% |
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805
posted on
01/06/2006 2:44:10 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
To: Dashing Dasher
806
posted on
01/06/2006 2:47:27 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.)
To: hattend
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You scored as Socially Conservative Republican. Social conservatives share a belief in traditional morality and social mores and the desire to preserve these in present day society, often through civil law or regulation. The government should use its influence in the public square to support traditional family values.
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Socially Conservative Republican |
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95% |
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Foreign Policy Hawk |
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85% |
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Pro Business Republican |
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70% |
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Old School Democrat |
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45% |
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Libertarian |
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45% |
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Green |
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30% |
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New Democrat |
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20% |
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What's Your Political Philosophy?created with QuizFarm.com
807
posted on
01/06/2006 2:49:35 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
To: Chanticleer
I'd say because alcohol isn't much a 'drug' as a 'lifestyle choice'...
To: LongElegantLegs
809
posted on
01/06/2006 2:51:58 PM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
Comment #810 Removed by Moderator
To: Dashing Dasher
I am a PUNK ANARCHIST ON MUSHROOMS!!!!!
811
posted on
01/06/2006 2:52:44 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.)
To: feinswinesuksass
812
posted on
01/06/2006 2:52:49 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Happy People don't hurt others for entertainment. Sick people do.)
To: Chanticleer
These things aren't very consistent, are they?
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You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.
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Angel |
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100% |
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Mermaid |
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25% |
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Faerie |
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25% |
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WereWolf |
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0% |
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Demon |
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0% |
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Dragon |
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0% |
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To: feinswinesuksass
To: feinswinesuksass
LOL!
815
posted on
01/06/2006 2:55:17 PM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: MadCharity
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You scored as Ecstacy. Love, sex, parties, and DANCING! Just be wary of your mood coming down! www.dancesafe.org
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Ecstacy |
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81% |
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None! |
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81% |
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Cocaine |
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63% |
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Inhalents |
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44% |
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Mushrooms |
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44% |
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Marijuana |
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38% |
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Alcohol |
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25% |
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What's your ideal drug?created with QuizFarm.com
To: EX52D
purfect. Now, all I need aresome shrooms....whose got the portabellos?
817
posted on
01/06/2006 2:56:34 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.)
To: Michael Goldsberry
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You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.
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Mermaid |
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92% |
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Angel |
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75% |
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Faerie |
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67% |
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WereWolf |
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50% |
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Dragon |
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17% |
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Demon |
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8% |
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818
posted on
01/06/2006 2:58:04 PM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: feinswinesuksass
LOL...Tequila?
819
posted on
01/06/2006 2:59:36 PM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: LongElegantLegs
I always wondered what happened to Tex Cobb.
820
posted on
01/06/2006 3:02:31 PM PST
by
hattend
(I wanna go through the Stargate and kill aliens!)
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