Posted on 01/06/2006 5:49:22 AM PST by BJClinton
Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*
It's starting to slow down here...
I earned 9 varsity letters in HS.
;-)
Let me help you with the wording.
You scored as a Jockette. You are the ruler of the school, so you say. You have boys swooning over your muscular legs and your skilled in most areas of the sports arena. You know how to play a mean game of spin the bottle.
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You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remember that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut off his own hand to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).
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This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"
The owner replies, " Because he's such a complete liar."
Since we've met and your married, I'll refrain from any further comment.
But, I think you ROCK!
okay,
So I'm a middle-aged, fat, hot, nerd, loner, jock...who rocks!
Hahahahahah!!!
For the Roundhead who wishes he were a Cavalier?
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You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.
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You scored as Coke & Softdrinks. Coke - Queen of Softdrinks, as irreplacable now as it was when it came into existence so slightly less addictive given that the ingredience of Cocaine has been removed a long time ago. Simply this drink seems never wrong, just like most softdrinks.
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Lucky guess!?
You scored as Accident. You will probably die from a accident, like a car crash, a failed stunt or you missed the net when trapezing. Oh, that's a failed stunt. Anyway, be more careful your life is on the stake.
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Better!
You scored as Republican. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>
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Hope not!
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You scored as Foreign Policy Hawk. Foreign policy hawks believe that the spread of liberty throughout the world is the historic mission of the United States, and that it is vital for our security. They can be found in both political parties, and are united in their desire for a large military and a highly assertive foreign policy.
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Awesome. You ARE a hero!
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You scored as LongElegantLegs. You are LongElegantLegs! You see potential knitting projects everywhere... and you're always surounded by a flock of little kids or short, hispanic in-laws. You like to get creative in the kitchen, so long as you are not making tamales or barbacoa(animal heads are gross). You need serious counseling. Click here to find out who you are.
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I think I rather get shot.
I'd say "me too" but that wouldn't sound right
Do you think the people should control the government?
Do you like to eat food?
Who's going to answer "No" to those?
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