**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic isn't free ^ | 01/06/2006 | It's Arthur

[BJClinton]

Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*

[MadCharity]

I just got off the phone with the RNC.

They are relentless aren't they? What part of I don't have funds, do they not understand? What part of I can't contribute financially for a long time, do they not get? Jeesh

[Rightly Biased]

Worsted?

Is that like bad German Sausage?

[Dashing Dasher]

Max, you say you study lesbians?

Well, how about his one!?

[StrangerInParadise]

"Oh my God, I am furious. I just got off the phone with the RNC. They were calling for more money. I told them no, and the were just as relentless as any other @%$^$%!! telemarketer, no matter how many examples I gave of Republicans lack of conservatism, or how many times I said no."

Wait till Howard's boys start calling!!!

[The_Victor]

Is that like bad German Sausage?

Wursted

[najida]

You're right....Men often look better clothed than nekkid and for women it's the other way around.

I too hate the wrong clothes on the wrong body type. I've only seen a handfull of women who looked fabulous in low-slung jeans.....you have to be very thin and long legged to carry it off (ahhh, like you!?!)

As for the PJ bottoms, they look comfy. I always let comfy pass unless you wear it to a wedding or sumtin'.

[Rightly Biased]

Thats better!!


There will be a fest for it in October soon

[EX52D]

You scored as Lara Croft. A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

Lara Croft		88%
Indiana Jones		75%
James Bond, Agent 007		71%
El Zorro		67%
Maximus		63%
William Wallace		63%
Batman, the Dark Knight		54%
The Terminator		54%
Neo, the "One"		46%
Captain Jack Sparrow		38%
The Amazing Spider-Man		21%

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[LongElegantLegs]

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow		83%
Maximus		83%
Indiana Jones		67%
Batman, the Dark Knight		67%
Neo, the "One"		67%
Lara Croft		63%
William Wallace		50%
James Bond, Agent 007		46%
El Zorro		42%
The Amazing Spider-Man		42%
The Terminator		33%

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Arr.

[teenyelliott]

Shoot, that wasn't my issue, I just kept telling her why Republicans suck so badly.

Then she'd prattle off something she's reading off of a laminated piece of paper posted in her cubicle, and I would tell her how that statement was wrong.

Then the dollar amount she was asking for would go down, I'd say no, she'd read her little card, and on and on and on.

Ridiculous.

[teenyelliott]

They can kiss my butt, too.

No one is getting a dime from me until they earn it.

I will always vote, though.

[LongElegantLegs]

I'm far from thin! I wear high-waisted jeans, thank you very much. I don't have the backside for lowriders. I'm not against really really tight pants or anything; I just expect mine to hold in my belly rolls. ;-P

[Maximus of Texas]

Hey, don't tread on my turf, buddy!

[Michael Goldsberry]

You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.

Neo, the "One"		83%
William Wallace		58%
The Amazing Spider-Man		54%
James Bond, Agent 007		54%
Maximus		50%
The Terminator		50%
Indiana Jones		46%
Lara Croft		46%
El Zorro		42%
Batman, the Dark Knight		42%
Captain Jack Sparrow		33%

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[Chanticleer]

Sorry, Max. Couldn't help myself. I'm just noble and valiant.

[Maximus of Texas]

Speaking of lesbians...

In the media’s coverage of the Katrina flooding, why wasn’t there any outcry about the unfair portrayal of failed lesbians as the source of the flooding? And calling them “dykes” on national TV was pretty harsh.

[Dashing Dasher]

She would need a full body condom to even come into contact with those two.

[fredhead]

You scored as William Wallace. The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

Indiana Jones		0%
Captain Jack Sparrow		0%
Lara Croft		0%
The Terminator		0%
James Bond, Agent 007		0%
El Zorro		0%
Neo, the "One"		0%
William Wallace		0%
Batman, the Dark Knight		0%
The Amazing Spider-Man		0%
Maximus		0%

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[LongElegantLegs]

Totally off subject, but have you ever heard Stop, Stop, Stop by The Hollies? It's an old song about a belly dancer, one of my favorites...

[LongElegantLegs]

Mmmm, Mel-alicious!