**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic isn't free ^ | 01/06/2006 | It's Arthur

[BJClinton]

Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*

[LongElegantLegs]

And moose?

[Maximus of Texas]

I love port.

[Dashing Dasher]

Dang... Took me a while to find this one...

I'll give it a try...........

Let's start with these three.

[Chanticleer]

[The_Victor]

No errors, at any time, regardless of the reason, ever, ever, ever go unpunished at Free Republic

I agree with your edit and stand corrected and punished. :)

Except for errors in judgment...

I think those may get punished worsted of all.

[najida]

Oh yeah!
I think females are beautiful too (hence my cleavage comment to LEL). And of course I notice it at performances, both good and bad. Those who test the tensile strength Lycra, the holding properties of hooks & eyes, the ability of their stressed costumes to hold their softer body parts in place instead of looking like overflowing breadpans.

Maybe it's because I'm in a female saturated profession and hobby....and because most of the male forms that I DO get to see nekkid are well; showing the ravages of time, poor hygiene, gravity, prolonged abuse, neglect and hard living.

So to me, a gorgeous male form is even more precious and rare ;)

[ericthecurdog]

LOL. Classic.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Re your 204:

Um, wow.

[EX52D]

[The_Victor]

I think those may get punished worsted of all.

Worsted??? I didn't type that.

*pulls up waders* Better get ready for the flood of grammar corrections.

[Rightly Biased]

Sorry my eyes got crossed too many boobies

[Hoodlum91]

"Do their fathers know they dress like that in public?"

Probably. After all, daddy probably paid for the boob job.

[LongElegantLegs]

Ha ha ha! Worsted.

[Maximus of Texas]

251

[Dashing Dasher]

[LongElegantLegs]

While I think women have greater leeway while naked, they tend to look worse in ill-fitting clothes then men do. The tiny little apple-bottom jeans two sizes too small and the tight cropped shirt combination is one that I am subjected to way too often; although now the trend is swinging the other way, towards wearing flannel pajama bottoms and slippers in public.

[Chanticleer]

We needed more cowbell! And more man-pics.

You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

William Wallace		58%
Maximus		58%
Batman, the Dark Knight		58%
Neo, the "One"		54%
The Amazing Spider-Man		50%
The Terminator		50%
Captain Jack Sparrow		46%
Lara Croft		42%
Indiana Jones		42%
James Bond, Agent 007		42%
El Zorro		25%

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[StrangerInParadise]

"I have yet to see a man that isn't a racer who can put on a speedo and still look straight."

You don't remember that Japanese cartoon from the 80s? Speedo Racer???

[teenyelliott]

worsted

OMG, that is too funny.

[Chanticleer]

The pajama media is in vogue?