It was lucky for the dopey mongrel it was only his FINGER he shot off!
Bloody Canadians...
To: Aussie Dasher
"This is my rifle, this is my gun ...."
2 posted on
01/03/2006 3:20:24 PM PST by
GaltMeister
(“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
To: Aussie Dasher
POLICE in a Vancouver suburb reminded residents it was not a good idea to play with a loaded gun while using the bathroom, after a man accidentally shot himself. A 21-year-old North Vancouver man was facing numerous weapons charges after he shot off one of his fingers while apparently playing with a gun on New Year's Day, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Was it the finger he uses to count to eleven?
To: Aussie Dasher
You got to know when to holster and know when to unholster.
6 posted on
01/03/2006 3:22:23 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: Aussie Dasher
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will use toilets.
9 posted on
01/03/2006 3:23:52 PM PST by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2006, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Aussie Dasher
What do you think are the odds that alcohol was involved?
10 posted on
01/03/2006 3:24:11 PM PST by
RichInOC
(...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87...My liver is evil. I must punish it.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Um...If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.
11 posted on
01/03/2006 3:24:13 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Worse than my nephew putting a hole in a water pipe on New Year's Eve while shooting a gun into the ground outdoors.
12 posted on
01/03/2006 3:24:38 PM PST by
Supernatural
(All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie! bob dylan)
To: Aussie Dasher
Everyone knows a 21 year old male has a hair trigger on his pistol..............that's why they go off when they least expect it.....
14 posted on
01/03/2006 3:28:53 PM PST by
OB1kNOb
(TBD.)
To: Aussie Dasher
reminded residents it was not a good idea to play with a loaded gun while using the bathroom Someone needs to remind the Canadian Police that it is not a good idea to play with a gun (loaded or unloaded) no matter where you are.
16 posted on
01/03/2006 3:33:00 PM PST by
Casloy
To: Aussie Dasher
Man has gun accident in toiletSome people take cliches too far as in "shooting the $hit."
Wonder if he bit a cat?
18 posted on
01/03/2006 3:40:05 PM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: Aussie Dasher
A 21-year-old North Vancouver man was facing numerous weapons charges after he shot off one of his fingers... Another outlaw with a gun, apparently. I'd think Vancouver would have draconian handgun laws.
19 posted on
01/03/2006 3:49:25 PM PST by
oyez
(Appeasement is death!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Playing Russian roulette with his tush on toilet...
20 posted on
01/03/2006 4:41:02 PM PST by
mikrofon
(But did he leave the seat down?)
To: Aussie Dasher
Man has gun accident in toilet Apparently, both were loaded.
21 posted on
01/03/2006 4:43:00 PM PST by
1rudeboy
To: Aussie Dasher
And the scene from "A Christmas Story" pops into my head.
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
Only this time it's, "you'll shoot your finger off!"
22 posted on
01/03/2006 4:48:52 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Bezerky Jerky the funky Turkey jerky strips! Yum!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Maybe he thought that something in the terlit was going to attack him.
Better to shoot then flush, rather than flush then shoot.
23 posted on
01/03/2006 4:51:37 PM PST by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Honest, mom! I was just cleaning it and it went off!
26 posted on
01/11/2006 6:53:39 AM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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