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Man has gun accident in toilet
Herald Sun ^ | 4 January 2005

Posted on 01/03/2006 3:19:02 PM PST by Aussie Dasher

POLICE in a Vancouver suburb reminded residents it was not a good idea to play with a loaded gun while using the bathroom, after a man accidentally shot himself.

A 21-year-old North Vancouver man was facing numerous weapons charges after he shot off one of his fingers while apparently playing with a gun on New Year's Day, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

"Perhaps, our mothers never explained to us that it was not a good idea to play with handguns whilst using the restroom. But then again, maybe that was supposed to be a given," the Mounties said.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: dontshootandshit; dopeybastard; dunny; guns; hatewhenthathappens; ouch; shotfinger; toilet
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It was lucky for the dopey mongrel it was only his FINGER he shot off!

Bloody Canadians...

1 posted on 01/03/2006 3:19:06 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

"This is my rifle, this is my gun ...."


2 posted on 01/03/2006 3:20:24 PM PST by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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To: Aussie Dasher
POLICE in a Vancouver suburb reminded residents it was not a good idea to play with a loaded gun while using the bathroom, after a man accidentally shot himself.

A 21-year-old North Vancouver man was facing numerous weapons charges after he shot off one of his fingers while apparently playing with a gun on New Year's Day, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Was it the finger he uses to count to eleven?

3 posted on 01/03/2006 3:21:00 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: GaltMeister

You beat me to the punch!


4 posted on 01/03/2006 3:21:17 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: GaltMeister
"This is my rifle, this is my gun ...."

LMAO!!!!!!!!

5 posted on 01/03/2006 3:21:44 PM PST by Jackknife ( "I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father'." —Will Rogers)
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To: Aussie Dasher

You got to know when to holster and know when to unholster.


6 posted on 01/03/2006 3:22:23 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: GaltMeister

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!


7 posted on 01/03/2006 3:22:24 PM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: VRWCmember

Being a Canadian, he never had the opportunity to learn "this is your rifle, this is your gun".


8 posted on 01/03/2006 3:22:41 PM PST by Cagey
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To: Aussie Dasher

When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will use toilets.


9 posted on 01/03/2006 3:23:52 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (© 2006, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: Aussie Dasher

What do you think are the odds that alcohol was involved?


10 posted on 01/03/2006 3:24:11 PM PST by RichInOC (...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87...My liver is evil. I must punish it.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Um...If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.


11 posted on 01/03/2006 3:24:13 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Worse than my nephew putting a hole in a water pipe on New Year's Eve while shooting a gun into the ground outdoors.


12 posted on 01/03/2006 3:24:38 PM PST by Supernatural (All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie! bob dylan)
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To: Cyber Liberty

LOL!!!


13 posted on 01/03/2006 3:25:38 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Everyone knows a 21 year old male has a hair trigger on his pistol..............that's why they go off when they least expect it.....


14 posted on 01/03/2006 3:28:53 PM PST by OB1kNOb (TBD.)
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To: VRWCmember

um... Why would he be facing charges? The crapper have a restraining order on him? Illegal yank and hose? Improper shake? Give a FRiend a little help here.


15 posted on 01/03/2006 3:29:10 PM PST by Texas WOP
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reminded residents it was not a good idea to play with a loaded gun while using the bathroom

Someone needs to remind the Canadian Police that it is not a good idea to play with a gun (loaded or unloaded) no matter where you are.

16 posted on 01/03/2006 3:33:00 PM PST by Casloy
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To: Jackknife

shoot it more than once and you're playin' with it.


17 posted on 01/03/2006 3:35:23 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
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Man has gun accident in toilet

Some people take cliches too far as in "shooting the $hit."

Wonder if he bit a cat?

18 posted on 01/03/2006 3:40:05 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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A 21-year-old North Vancouver man was facing numerous weapons charges after he shot off one of his fingers...

Another outlaw with a gun, apparently. I'd think Vancouver would have draconian handgun laws.

19 posted on 01/03/2006 3:49:25 PM PST by oyez (Appeasement is death!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Playing Russian roulette with his tush on toilet...


20 posted on 01/03/2006 4:41:02 PM PST by mikrofon (But did he leave the seat down?)
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