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'Twas the Night Before Tookie's Execution
12/16/05 | Unknown

Posted on 12/20/2005 6:22:24 AM PST by nuke rocketeer

Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.

The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannell, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: arnold; humor; stanleywilliams; tookie
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1 posted on 12/20/2005 6:22:26 AM PST by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer

Excellent. Thanks.


2 posted on 12/20/2005 6:24:02 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: nuke rocketeer
Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle.

A little jailhouse humor? ;-)

well done!!

3 posted on 12/20/2005 6:28:41 AM PST by AgThorn (Bush is my president, but he needs to protect our borders. FIRST, before any talk of "Amnesty.")
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To: nuke rocketeer

LOL! Great.


4 posted on 12/20/2005 6:45:15 AM PST by texianyankee
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To: nuke rocketeer; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...

LOL, A MUST READ, PING!!!


5 posted on 12/20/2005 7:08:56 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

LOL - thanks for the ping!


6 posted on 12/20/2005 7:31:36 AM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: day10

You are welcome.


7 posted on 12/20/2005 7:35:14 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: nuke rocketeer

I give you 4 gold stars! !!!! Great poem!


8 posted on 12/20/2005 8:48:44 AM PST by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Tookie is dead ~ there is a God!


9 posted on 12/20/2005 9:36:01 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: nuke rocketeer

Heard this read on Howie Carr show yesterday. Great!


10 posted on 12/21/2005 7:42:05 AM PST by raccoonradio
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