[katieanna]

Catherine, I didn't think you had to do the cooking, girlfriend.

[pettifogger]

Cue the MoDo jokes -- here they come!

[martin_fierro]

Hollywood actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking for an alternative to turkey to feed her family with this Christmas

[lakeman]

"I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."

Hummmm fear of what she will look like in 30 years???

[Maceman]

Why are the pretty ones always nuts?

[oyez]

What? A Catherine Zeta-Jones thread and no pictures?

[RightWingAtheist]

If she has an irrational fear of turkeys, then why did she agree to do the Zorro sequel?

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs.

Is that anyway to talk about Michael?

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

"They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby..."

"They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."

Hey Mo Dowd, methinks Zeta has just sent you a subliminal message.

[Fintan]

"...I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."

 

I don't get upset...she says that about me all the time.

[teenyelliott]

Your stupid girlfriend is afraid of dead birds ping

[caver]

"She says, "They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby."

I wonder if she remembered to cook the thing first?

[pikachu]

I was ready the last line in the story and thought 'Damn! She can cook too!'

Loved it when she was on Letterman and he asked her to drive some golf balls -- 'I have never golfed in high heels annd with my bosums hanging out' -- Now that would make a sport reality show I'd watch. (She's two over par and her golf score isn't bad either)

[najida]

It isn't like she's a paragon of kindness, humility and modesty.

Mebby she's talking about her inner self.

What a twit.

[SoDak]

My next door neighbor is afraid of chickens. He won't go pheasant hunting with me because he thinks he'd have a heart-attack if one got up close to him. Not sure how anyone could find poultry threatening. Truth is stranger than fiction.

As for me, I don't find Turkey frightening until the sandwiches are being served for the third day in a row.

[Thombo2]

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