Posted on 11/23/2005 9:09:25 AM PST by katieanna
Hollywood actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking for an alternative to turkey to feed her family with this Christmas, as she has a fear of the bird.
The Chicago star, husband Michael Douglas and their two children Dylan, 5, and Carys, 2, will be feasting on a different seasonal food instead.
She says, "They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby.
"I just won't cook them. They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
You post a turkey?
Loved it when she was on Letterman and he asked her to drive some golf balls -- 'I have never golfed in high heels annd with my bosums hanging out' -- Now that would make a sport reality show I'd watch. (She's two over par and her golf score isn't bad either)
It isn't like she's a paragon of kindness, humility and modesty.
Mebby she's talking about her inner self.
What a twit.
As for me, I don't find Turkey frightening until the sandwiches are being served for the third day in a row.
My cousin was a caterer on a cruiseship which Zeta-Jones and Douglas were on, and says that she was very nice and beautiful in real life, but that Douglas was pretty aloof.
Is that Dan Rather behind the bar?
HollyWeird
Morley Safer.
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