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Zeta-Jones' Irrational Fear Of Turkeys
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| 11/23/2005
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Posted on 11/23/2005 9:09:25 AM PST by katieanna
Hollywood actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking for an alternative to turkey to feed her family with this Christmas, as she has a fear of the bird.
The Chicago star, husband Michael Douglas and their two children Dylan, 5, and Carys, 2, will be feasting on a different seasonal food instead.
She says, "They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby.
"I just won't cook them. They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
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Catherine, I didn't think you had to do the cooking, girlfriend.
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:09:25 AM PST
by
katieanna
To: katieanna
Cue the MoDo jokes -- here they come!
To: katieanna
Hollywood actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking for an alternative to turkey to feed her family with this Christmas
To: katieanna
"I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
Hummmm fear of what she will look like in 30 years???
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:17:41 AM PST
by
lakeman
(when a marine kills the only thing he feels is the recoil of his rifle)
To: katieanna
Why are the pretty ones always nuts?
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:19:11 AM PST
by
Maceman
(Fake but accurate -- and now double-sourced)
To: katieanna
What? A Catherine Zeta-Jones thread and no pictures?
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:19:32 AM PST
by
oyez
(Appeasement is death!)
To: katieanna
If she has an irrational fear of turkeys, then why did she agree to do the Zorro sequel?
To: oyez
On a Dowd thread, we post Zeta-Jones pictures. On a Zeta-Jones thread...
To: RightWingAtheist
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:21:26 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: lakeman
She'll probably still be very attractive then. Some women still look young in their sixties, while others gain a beauty which comes with growing older. I think Diane Keaton is more beautiful now than she was thirty years ago.
To: katieanna
I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs. Is that anyway to talk about Michael?
To: lakeman
Or subconsciously speaking of her much older husband? She should talk; a very unflattering picture of her in a bikini while she was pregnant circulated a few years ago.
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:25:45 AM PST
by
Cecily
To: RightWingAtheist
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:27:32 AM PST
by
oyez
(Appeasement is death!)
To: martin_fierro
Zeta-Jones' Irrational Fear Of Turkeys Then why was she in "The Legend of Zorro"?
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:28:03 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: Cecily
disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs "Or subconsciously speaking of her much older husband?"
Or she's worried about looking older.
To: pettifogger
"They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby. . . . I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
To: katieanna
"They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby..."
"They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
Hey Mo Dowd, methinks Zeta has just sent you a subliminal message.
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:42:45 AM PST
by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
To: katieanna
"...I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
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I don't get upset...she says that about me all the time. |
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:45:00 AM PST
by
Fintan
(One of these days I'll tell you what I really think.)
To: Maximus of Texas
Your stupid girlfriend is afraid of dead birds ping
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:45:44 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: katieanna
"She says, "They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby."
I wonder if she remembered to cook the thing first?
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posted on
11/23/2005 9:47:33 AM PST
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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