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Zeta-Jones' Irrational Fear Of Turkeys
WMPI ^ | 11/23/2005 | Not Attributed

Posted on 11/23/2005 9:09:25 AM PST by katieanna

Hollywood actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking for an alternative to turkey to feed her family with this Christmas, as she has a fear of the bird.

The Chicago star, husband Michael Douglas and their two children Dylan, 5, and Carys, 2, will be feasting on a different seasonal food instead.

She says, "They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby.

"I just won't cook them. They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."


TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: justsoyouknowfile
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Catherine, I didn't think you had to do the cooking, girlfriend.
1 posted on 11/23/2005 9:09:25 AM PST by katieanna
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To: katieanna

Cue the MoDo jokes -- here they come!


2 posted on 11/23/2005 9:10:55 AM PST by pettifogger
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To: katieanna
Hollywood actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking for an alternative to turkey to feed her family with this Christmas


3 posted on 11/23/2005 9:16:42 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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"I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."

Hummmm fear of what she will look like in 30 years???


4 posted on 11/23/2005 9:17:41 AM PST by lakeman (when a marine kills the only thing he feels is the recoil of his rifle)
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To: katieanna

Why are the pretty ones always nuts?


5 posted on 11/23/2005 9:19:11 AM PST by Maceman (Fake but accurate -- and now double-sourced)
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To: katieanna

What? A Catherine Zeta-Jones thread and no pictures?


6 posted on 11/23/2005 9:19:32 AM PST by oyez (Appeasement is death!)
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To: katieanna

If she has an irrational fear of turkeys, then why did she agree to do the Zorro sequel?


7 posted on 11/23/2005 9:20:00 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Free the Crevo Three!)
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To: oyez
On a Dowd thread, we post Zeta-Jones pictures. On a Zeta-Jones thread...


8 posted on 11/23/2005 9:21:24 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Free the Crevo Three!)
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To: RightWingAtheist

Zing! We have a winner!


9 posted on 11/23/2005 9:21:26 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: lakeman

She'll probably still be very attractive then. Some women still look young in their sixties, while others gain a beauty which comes with growing older. I think Diane Keaton is more beautiful now than she was thirty years ago.


10 posted on 11/23/2005 9:23:34 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Free the Crevo Three!)
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I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs.

Is that anyway to talk about Michael?

11 posted on 11/23/2005 9:24:46 AM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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To: lakeman

Or subconsciously speaking of her much older husband? She should talk; a very unflattering picture of her in a bikini while she was pregnant circulated a few years ago.


12 posted on 11/23/2005 9:25:45 AM PST by Cecily
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To: RightWingAtheist

Sick-o!


13 posted on 11/23/2005 9:27:32 AM PST by oyez (Appeasement is death!)
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Zeta-Jones' Irrational Fear Of Turkeys

Then why was she in "The Legend of Zorro"?

14 posted on 11/23/2005 9:28:03 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs

"Or subconsciously speaking of her much older husband?"

Or she's worried about looking older.

15 posted on 11/23/2005 9:29:23 AM PST by demlosers
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"They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby. . . . I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."


16 posted on 11/23/2005 9:34:59 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (MoDo Alert!)
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"They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby..."

"They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."

Hey Mo Dowd, methinks Zeta has just sent you a subliminal message.


17 posted on 11/23/2005 9:42:45 AM PST by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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"...I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."

 

I don't get upset...she says that about me all the time.


18 posted on 11/23/2005 9:45:00 AM PST by Fintan (One of these days I'll tell you what I really think.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Your stupid girlfriend is afraid of dead birds ping


19 posted on 11/23/2005 9:45:44 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: katieanna

"She says, "They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby."

I wonder if she remembered to cook the thing first?


20 posted on 11/23/2005 9:47:33 AM PST by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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