Posted on 11/23/2005 9:09:25 AM PST by katieanna
Hollywood actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking for an alternative to turkey to feed her family with this Christmas, as she has a fear of the bird.
The Chicago star, husband Michael Douglas and their two children Dylan, 5, and Carys, 2, will be feasting on a different seasonal food instead.
She says, "They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby.
"I just won't cook them. They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
Cue the MoDo jokes -- here they come!
"I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
Hummmm fear of what she will look like in 30 years???
Why are the pretty ones always nuts?
What? A Catherine Zeta-Jones thread and no pictures?
If she has an irrational fear of turkeys, then why did she agree to do the Zorro sequel?
Zing! We have a winner!
She'll probably still be very attractive then. Some women still look young in their sixties, while others gain a beauty which comes with growing older. I think Diane Keaton is more beautiful now than she was thirty years ago.
Is that anyway to talk about Michael?
Or subconsciously speaking of her much older husband? She should talk; a very unflattering picture of her in a bikini while she was pregnant circulated a few years ago.
Sick-o!
Then why was she in "The Legend of Zorro"?
"Or subconsciously speaking of her much older husband?"
Or she's worried about looking older.
"They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby..."
"They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs."
Hey Mo Dowd, methinks Zeta has just sent you a subliminal message.
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Your stupid girlfriend is afraid of dead birds ping
"She says, "They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby."
I wonder if she remembered to cook the thing first?
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