Who forgot?
Maxxx medicine time
No no whining...look its an airplane coming to Max...
zrrrrrrr in the mouth the spoon goes
good boy!!
Olga..Teeny don't forget tomorrow OK **sheesh**
Posted on 11/09/2005 7:13:45 AM PST by PaulaB
Good morning...Wednesday is here!!!
Let's have a good laugh to get through it
Dreamer.
That's great! Well done!
Hey, you weren't complaining on that flight last week when the flight attendent said "make sure everything is in its upright position"
All of your pranks are so boring to me.
You didn't ruin any marriages, torture small children.
Are you sure you are up to being part of our gang?
We may just beg Pissant to come back. That man at least has half a backbone.
Well,
like many Nursing Homes,
the kitchen is way too small,
the budget way too tight,
but they really can turn out good meals.
And the residents do get good care (even the demented old lady who told me she was goin' to sic the devil on me because I made her move her wheelchair out of the kitchen).
Well, on oneflight I mentioned to a flight attendant that I had a bomb. For some reason they didn't laugh and I spent the next 3-5 making sure I stood straight up when I took a shower.
Practical Joke -- Real World ZOT!
Electroplate a troublesome user's keyboard with silver (conductive) paint. (Use the supplied silkscreen to match the original appearance.)
Connect the entire assemblage to the 120VAC outlet.
The moment said user touches a key with both hands, break out the marshmallows.
(Yes, I've had some rough days to have thought of this...)
DASHER PRANKS #8 #9 #10 #11
The demented friend from several earlier pranks actually is a professional pranker. He'll call me up and we'll "prank call" others.
Get the local pennysaver and look for things For Sale. And have at it.
Some of our favorites...
8. Canary for Sale
We told the woman we had a very fat cat and wanted the Canary to let loose in the house and have the cat chase it - thinking this would help the cat lose weight.
CLICK
9. Lark-style scooter for sale
We actually got the 83 year old man to discuss his sex life. In detail.... and then he put his wife on the phone so we could discuss it with her.
After about 20 minutes, she hung up on us.
10. Truck for Sale
We called a random number and asked the wife who answered about the truck for sale. She said, what truck - we said the one in the paper.
We told her that if her husband is selling a truck without discussing it with her - imagine the other things he is hiding behind her back.
CLICK
11. Gay Softball League
Our finest work yet.
This has been going on for YEARS.
We call the same adult bookstore and ask the person who answers about the Gay Softball League Signups. We have been doing this for so long that we have become part of their New Employee Training.
Last time we called - the new employee was so happy to hear from us - he had heard so much about us in the past!
Hilarious!
WHY do people not hang up on us? We do not know.
What I described in #387, coupled with remote activation could do just that.
;)
I want to reach through the screen and whack people on the side of the head when they say something stupid.
THAT'S what I'm working on in my laboratory!
New Bear
WOOHOO
;)
Teeny,
I'm sending you this private message to discuss what is happening with MAX. I'm starting to worry about him. Does he have a bipolar issue? See, he tells me he loves me -- then tells me he hates me.
Personal - I don't care either way - but it's kinda creepy.
Signed,
Olga Dasher
Walk through your favorite magazine stores and take a bunch of the little pre paid postage subscription cards. Fill em out with your marks addy and name etc and send it in with the bill me later box checked......just a few at a time as too may get flagged. A neat little rubber stamp with the marks address is best to have for this.
A few a week for 10 or so months should be fun.....
One of my troops got really pissed at a senior NCO in another unit. He subscribed to a gay magazine and sent it to the NCO's neighbors address in the NCO's name. The neighbor brought the NCO's mail over too him with a WTF look.....word quickly spread.
Poking holes in the new stack of styrafoam coffee cups at the coffee mess....
A spoon full of black powder in the ashtray....
Field Phone PA312 generator hooked up to the urnial in the mens room ...right up there with getting lil bro to pee on a electric fence for pure grin factor !
Filled the bosses SUV with foam packing peanuts via his left open sunroof......
Set entire vehicle up on jacks leaving tires about a quarter of an inch off the ground....watch the look when they try to drive away......
Ask perky little anoying telemarketer girlie what she's wearing......."zero call backs" ........
Olga! Olga!? I had you pegged for a Valerie, Lisa, Fantine... something like that.
I've done the magazine pre-paid thingy before. We did Working Mother magazines and the like to our boss. This was before Gay Mags were all the rage. (barf)
We also have signed up our marks/friends for free Depends shipments. "Try it" Samples are always available.
Also - old age products like the adjustable bed and the many scooter that are available are RELENTLESS when it comes to the # of items they will send to you.
Sign you mark/friend up for these items and watch their mailboxes fill up fast.
I believe it was Dasher Prank #6 that explains the Olga Reference.
Read them all - get a prize.
Happy Hour is calling.
:/
I only do pranks on my users. The rest of the world can wait until I take over.
Happy Happy Hour!
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