Practical Joke -- Real World ZOT!
Electroplate a troublesome user's keyboard with silver (conductive) paint. (Use the supplied silkscreen to match the original appearance.)
Connect the entire assemblage to the 120VAC outlet.
The moment said user touches a key with both hands, break out the marshmallows.
(Yes, I've had some rough days to have thought of this...)
DASHER PRANKS #8 #9 #10 #11
The demented friend from several earlier pranks actually is a professional pranker. He'll call me up and we'll "prank call" others.
Get the local pennysaver and look for things For Sale. And have at it.
Some of our favorites...
8. Canary for Sale
We told the woman we had a very fat cat and wanted the Canary to let loose in the house and have the cat chase it - thinking this would help the cat lose weight.
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9. Lark-style scooter for sale
We actually got the 83 year old man to discuss his sex life. In detail.... and then he put his wife on the phone so we could discuss it with her.
After about 20 minutes, she hung up on us.
10. Truck for Sale
We called a random number and asked the wife who answered about the truck for sale. She said, what truck - we said the one in the paper.
We told her that if her husband is selling a truck without discussing it with her - imagine the other things he is hiding behind her back.
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11. Gay Softball League
Our finest work yet.
This has been going on for YEARS.
We call the same adult bookstore and ask the person who answers about the Gay Softball League Signups. We have been doing this for so long that we have become part of their New Employee Training.
Last time we called - the new employee was so happy to hear from us - he had heard so much about us in the past!
Hilarious!
WHY do people not hang up on us? We do not know.