DASHER PRANKS #8 #9 #10 #11
The demented friend from several earlier pranks actually is a professional pranker. He'll call me up and we'll "prank call" others.
Get the local pennysaver and look for things For Sale. And have at it.
Some of our favorites...
8. Canary for Sale
We told the woman we had a very fat cat and wanted the Canary to let loose in the house and have the cat chase it - thinking this would help the cat lose weight.
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9. Lark-style scooter for sale
We actually got the 83 year old man to discuss his sex life. In detail.... and then he put his wife on the phone so we could discuss it with her.
After about 20 minutes, she hung up on us.
10. Truck for Sale
We called a random number and asked the wife who answered about the truck for sale. She said, what truck - we said the one in the paper.
We told her that if her husband is selling a truck without discussing it with her - imagine the other things he is hiding behind her back.
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11. Gay Softball League
Our finest work yet.
This has been going on for YEARS.
We call the same adult bookstore and ask the person who answers about the Gay Softball League Signups. We have been doing this for so long that we have become part of their New Employee Training.
Last time we called - the new employee was so happy to hear from us - he had heard so much about us in the past!
Hilarious!
WHY do people not hang up on us? We do not know.
What I described in #387, coupled with remote activation could do just that.
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Walk through your favorite magazine stores and take a bunch of the little pre paid postage subscription cards. Fill em out with your marks addy and name etc and send it in with the bill me later box checked......just a few at a time as too may get flagged. A neat little rubber stamp with the marks address is best to have for this.
A few a week for 10 or so months should be fun.....
One of my troops got really pissed at a senior NCO in another unit. He subscribed to a gay magazine and sent it to the NCO's neighbors address in the NCO's name. The neighbor brought the NCO's mail over too him with a WTF look.....word quickly spread.
Poking holes in the new stack of styrafoam coffee cups at the coffee mess....
A spoon full of black powder in the ashtray....
Field Phone PA312 generator hooked up to the urnial in the mens room ...right up there with getting lil bro to pee on a electric fence for pure grin factor !
Filled the bosses SUV with foam packing peanuts via his left open sunroof......
Set entire vehicle up on jacks leaving tires about a quarter of an inch off the ground....watch the look when they try to drive away......
Ask perky little anoying telemarketer girlie what she's wearing......."zero call backs" ........