Walk through your favorite magazine stores and take a bunch of the little pre paid postage subscription cards. Fill em out with your marks addy and name etc and send it in with the bill me later box checked......just a few at a time as too may get flagged. A neat little rubber stamp with the marks address is best to have for this.
A few a week for 10 or so months should be fun.....
One of my troops got really pissed at a senior NCO in another unit. He subscribed to a gay magazine and sent it to the NCO's neighbors address in the NCO's name. The neighbor brought the NCO's mail over too him with a WTF look.....word quickly spread.
Poking holes in the new stack of styrafoam coffee cups at the coffee mess....
A spoon full of black powder in the ashtray....
Field Phone PA312 generator hooked up to the urnial in the mens room ...right up there with getting lil bro to pee on a electric fence for pure grin factor !
Filled the bosses SUV with foam packing peanuts via his left open sunroof......
Set entire vehicle up on jacks leaving tires about a quarter of an inch off the ground....watch the look when they try to drive away......
Ask perky little anoying telemarketer girlie what she's wearing......."zero call backs" ........
I've done the magazine pre-paid thingy before. We did Working Mother magazines and the like to our boss. This was before Gay Mags were all the rage. (barf)
We also have signed up our marks/friends for free Depends shipments. "Try it" Samples are always available.
Also - old age products like the adjustable bed and the many scooter that are available are RELENTLESS when it comes to the # of items they will send to you.
Sign you mark/friend up for these items and watch their mailboxes fill up fast.