All of your pranks are so boring to me.
You didn't ruin any marriages, torture small children.
Are you sure you are up to being part of our gang?
We may just beg Pissant to come back. That man at least has half a backbone.
Well, on oneflight I mentioned to a flight attendant that I had a bomb. For some reason they didn't laugh and I spent the next 3-5 making sure I stood straight up when I took a shower.
Only half. Where the heck has he been, anyway?