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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: NicknamedBob

The wind is stabilizing, but the temperature isn't moving much. I understand it's a big job; appreciate the effort so far.


9,521 posted on 11/29/2005 9:49:46 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Darksheare
"He'll say "There are martians"..."


I like it! We should plan on "fleshing it out" as we head to Mars. That will give us something to do.

"Hey, Guys! Let's put on a play!" < /Mickey Rooney voice >

9,522 posted on 11/29/2005 9:52:55 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Tax-chick
"I understand it's a big job; appreciate the effort so far."

Yup. It's more akin to magic than to science. Oddly, we will be using reflective surfaces and atmospheric contaminants to regulate temperatures -- in other words, smoke and mirrors.

In Larry Niven's words, the project is "bigger than worlds."

9,523 posted on 11/29/2005 9:58:04 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Awe-inspiring, to be sure.


9,524 posted on 11/29/2005 10:05:22 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick
"Awe-inspiring, to be sure."

Not really. Just keep adding zeroes to the budget.

And no, I don't mean the U.S. budget. I mean the budget for providing irrigation to the Sahara, the Gobi, the Australian outback, and any other place willing to pay for it!

Weather modification won't come cheap, but it will be a paying proposition, or my name isn't ... what the heck is my name, anyway?

9,525 posted on 11/29/2005 10:24:47 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Smoke and mirrors - just what the Democrats use!!


9,526 posted on 11/29/2005 10:29:25 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Tax-chick; Tulsa Brian

American Indians used them too, for communication!

Democrats only use them for obfuscation.



So it's entirely appropriate that I use them for weather modification.

If anybody wants to give me guff about my authorization ....
why I'll show them my poetic license.


9,527 posted on 11/29/2005 10:37:44 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!


9,528 posted on 11/29/2005 11:44:52 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: NicknamedBob

Great job on the weather, Bob! My faith was starting to waver, but now the temperature is down 10 degrees, the wind is steady out of the north, and the sky is clearing. You're a genius!


9,529 posted on 11/29/2005 12:55:34 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: NicknamedBob
I'll show them my poetic license.

You have poetic registration now? Poetic Control! Poetic Control! Poetry Kills People!

National Poetic Association:

"Poetry doesn't Kill people, poets kill people!"

Charlton Heston:

"You can have my prose, when you pry it from my cold dead hands!!"

9,530 posted on 11/29/2005 1:03:13 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Anyone here?


9,531 posted on 11/29/2005 2:49:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hello?


9,532 posted on 11/29/2005 2:49:44 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hello!


9,533 posted on 11/29/2005 2:49:57 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
HELLO!!

9,534 posted on 11/29/2005 2:51:12 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Oh, you're here.


9,535 posted on 11/29/2005 2:51:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; SandyInSeattle

Here I thought today was going to be a "quite day" without anyone saying much of anything.


9,536 posted on 11/29/2005 2:54:38 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
Of course, it's now 5 o'clock, I'm going home, and y'all will put on 500 posts overnight.

Yippey... :-|

9,537 posted on 11/29/2005 2:55:22 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

That's why I'm making a bit of a racket....


9,538 posted on 11/29/2005 2:56:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Popping in and out. Taking a break from crunching numbers.


9,539 posted on 11/29/2005 2:58:23 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Gone all quiet again...................................


9,540 posted on 11/29/2005 2:58:47 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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