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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

'Morning, Alice.


921 posted on 11/05/2005 7:42:10 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

If it gets better than it started out, I'll be happy.


*Grump*


922 posted on 11/05/2005 7:42:27 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
and sent the slaves children out to rake 3/4 of an acre's worth of leaves.

If they complain, tell them, "Hey, there's this FReeper online who lives on 175 acres. Would you like to rake her property?" ^_~

923 posted on 11/05/2005 7:44:31 AM PST by 4mycountry (Now that's just freaking freaky.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
And to you! It's nice to see you.


924 posted on 11/05/2005 7:46:14 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Monkey Face
Yep! That's looks like me! (erm...when did you take that photo of me...?)

I took it before you rolled over and knew what was going on.

925 posted on 11/05/2005 7:49:59 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: 4mycountry

Quiet, of course. Hobbes is standing guard at the sliding glass door, and I'm here...

Going to make cinnamon rolls soon. With chocolate frosting. ;o]


926 posted on 11/05/2005 7:52:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan
I resemble that picture.

I don't even dare to look before a few coffees...at myself.

927 posted on 11/05/2005 7:52:27 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

Ah. That 'splains it. *sigh*
Well, I'm making cinnamon rolls in a few minutes, would you like one?


928 posted on 11/05/2005 7:54:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Oooh. Lucky. :)


929 posted on 11/05/2005 7:54:40 AM PST by 4mycountry (Now that's just freaking freaky.)
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To: Lady Jag

That's why there is no mirror in my bedroom or kitchen.

Even my fridge doesn't have a reflective surface.


930 posted on 11/05/2005 7:56:07 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Well, I'm making cinnamon rolls in a few minutes, would you like one?

Yes, please. I'll go crazy if I start smelling them and can't have one.

931 posted on 11/05/2005 7:57:19 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Monkey Face
A miss is as good as a missus...

Um NO. I must disagree a Miss is better then a Missus if you is a single guy like me.

932 posted on 11/05/2005 7:57:22 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
slaves children out to rake 3/4 of an acre's worth of leaves.

Rake? We don't need no stinkin' RAKES! God invented the lawn mower for dealing with leaves.

933 posted on 11/05/2005 7:58:50 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: fanfan
That's why there is no mirror in my bedroom or kitchen. Even my fridge doesn't have a reflective surface.

Just as long as we're seeing you during the day time, I can deal with that.


934 posted on 11/05/2005 8:00:29 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag
Semper Paratus!

Coast Guard?

935 posted on 11/05/2005 8:00:44 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: MNJohnnie; Monkey Face

I prefer "Dr" over "Miss." ;-)


936 posted on 11/05/2005 8:00:44 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Lady Jag

Chocolate or cream cheese frosting?


937 posted on 11/05/2005 8:01:34 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76

LOL!


938 posted on 11/05/2005 8:03:14 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

Not Coast Guard, not military. I just respect, honor and support them all.


939 posted on 11/05/2005 8:03:27 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: tuliptree76; Monkey Face
prefer "Dr" over "Miss." ;-)

Normal people should have big pompous titles and politicians should be "HEY YOU".

For example, it should be "The Right Honorable Gentellady Dr Miss Tuliptree76 is represented by "Hey You" so and so in Congress.

940 posted on 11/05/2005 8:04:06 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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