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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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Comment #801 Removed by Moderator

To: Stingy Dog

Why?....


802 posted on 11/04/2005 6:44:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

they will learn, they will learn, and the Word of the Gourd shall sweep before us, striking terror in their squeedleyspooches greater than that of the room with a moose...


803 posted on 11/04/2005 6:45:43 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

UTS Stunehenge! All of the other parts already seem to have names.


804 posted on 11/04/2005 6:45:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog

what did you get? the Lotto Number?


806 posted on 11/04/2005 6:46:18 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Stingy Dog

Don't think so, Stingy. Prout bested you!


807 posted on 11/04/2005 6:46:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: King Prout
Nice 00 you got there, O my brother!

p.s. what's with the moose reference?

808 posted on 11/04/2005 6:48:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
And, the kids will be coming along. They're weapons in and of themselves...

*shudder*

'nite

810 posted on 11/04/2005 6:48:49 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

'nite? For real? But...but....*spluttering*...it's Friday night!


811 posted on 11/04/2005 6:50:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; fanfan

Is that it?

Should we let the contest run? Or did you want to close the entries?

One of our other genuises could come up with a killer, you know.


813 posted on 11/04/2005 6:52:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
That's a tough call, NnB. UTS Stunehenge seems so obvious now. I suppose you could draw up a list of the possible names we've already discussed with their pros and cons, but why waste the time and energy?

OTH, it is possible that someone else could come up with another likely candidate.

OFF, UTS Stunehenge is so classy...almost muppet-esque in its irony.

What do you want to do?

815 posted on 11/04/2005 6:57:05 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog
Undead Thread Starship
816 posted on 11/04/2005 6:57:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Stingy Dog
"What does the S in UTS stands for? Is it sister? "

My Lady? The honors? ...

817 posted on 11/04/2005 6:58:33 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Already done, Sir.


818 posted on 11/04/2005 6:59:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Dawsonville_Doc
p.s. what's with the moose reference?

FReeper Lexicon

specifically, "a moose once bit my sister"

If I could find it, I'd post the MontyPython Meaning Of Life source. DC surely knows where to dig it up

Now, some of us got addled by watching too much Invader Zim. In that show, Mooseness was raised to a new level of insanity.

820 posted on 11/04/2005 7:02:56 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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