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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dead Corpse

*We* need to snap out of it!


501 posted on 11/04/2005 11:44:17 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

It all started this morning when I posted a "gutter brained" comment. Ever since then, I've been interpreting the exchanges between DC and Fanfan in a lewd and crude fashion, as you saw above.


502 posted on 11/04/2005 11:45:11 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: EsmeraldaA

That'll happen in about 4 hours when I crack open the first beer of the evening...


503 posted on 11/04/2005 11:45:17 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Already back?

Good heavens, I'm slower than usual!
504 posted on 11/04/2005 11:45:59 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse
Though!

You need to be over dressed for work.
505 posted on 11/04/2005 11:48:02 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

506 posted on 11/04/2005 11:48:24 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

O.K.


507 posted on 11/04/2005 11:48:54 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dead Corpse
Keep restraints in place until ride has come to a complete stop.

Mmmm. Kinky!

Keep arms and legs inside the car at all times.

We don't want to attract undue attention or the ride will come to a premature stop.

No more than four people to a car.

Mmmm. *licking lips* Kinkier and kinkier!

Must be "-" this high to ride.

Discrimination against the vertically challenged!

508 posted on 11/04/2005 11:49:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Dead Corpse

500!

Woo-hoo!


509 posted on 11/04/2005 11:49:45 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Okay then, we won't be bored at all.

Coolbeans!
510 posted on 11/04/2005 11:50:12 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Depends on what kind of work I guess...


511 posted on 11/04/2005 11:51:50 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

What kind of beer are you planning to have?


512 posted on 11/04/2005 11:52:12 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Gotta watch all those keywords...when one has dial-up, it takes forever to load them.


513 posted on 11/04/2005 11:53:22 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
Do not use as ear plugs.


514 posted on 11/04/2005 11:54:24 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Mmmmmmm

Thank you.......
Can I change the beer for Martinis, wine or even a decent Margarita.
515 posted on 11/04/2005 11:54:36 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I've got both Shiner and Guiness at home. I'll make up my mind when I get there...


516 posted on 11/04/2005 11:55:26 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL!


517 posted on 11/04/2005 11:55:55 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

Hi again.

Help yourself at post #506.

;-D


518 posted on 11/04/2005 11:56:28 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: The Zontron 7000

And the FR java script that smells out losers has banned you.


519 posted on 11/04/2005 11:56:32 AM PST by Casloy
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To: Dead Corpse

What about your work?


520 posted on 11/04/2005 11:57:16 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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